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THIS.

don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm. tell them if something hurts. don’t let men think they’re sex gods when they have no fucking idea what they’re doing.

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The hilarious Tumblr is now a book filled with new sonnets! The perfect gift for poetry fans and music nerds alike. On sale at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indiebound, and everywhere books are sold!

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THINGS THE SIGNS WILL NEVER DO

Give you up: Aries, Gemini

Let you down: Taurus, Leo

Run around and desert you: Cancer, Libra

Make you cry: Capricorn, Pisces

Say goodbye: Scorpio, Aquarius

Tell a lie and hurt you: Virgo, Sagittarius

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when you like a player on a team you despise

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“What was your first job?”

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Dating Advice from the Ottawa Senators (x)

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Posting readmores like

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Dying lolololololol

UNMUTE IT RIGHT NOW I’M CRYING

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New Eddie Lack commercial ft. Elias Lindholm