A Blues fan by birth, a hockey fan by choice. I love the Blues, the Lightning, and the Canadiens with soft spots for pretty boys, dimples, and great facial hair.
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THIS.
don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm. tell them if something hurts. don’t let men think they’re sex gods when they have no fucking idea what they’re doing.
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The hilarious Tumblr is now a book filled with new sonnets! The perfect gift for poetry fans and music nerds alike. On sale at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indiebound, and everywhere books are sold!
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THINGS THE SIGNS WILL NEVER DO
Give you up: Aries, Gemini
Let you down: Taurus, Leo
Run around and desert you: Cancer, Libra
Make you cry: Capricorn, Pisces
Say goodbye: Scorpio, Aquarius
Tell a lie and hurt you: Virgo, Sagittarius
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when you like a player on a team you despise

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Dating Advice from the Ottawa Senators (x)
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Dying lolololololol
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UNMUTE IT RIGHT NOW I’M CRYING
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New Eddie Lack commercial ft. Elias Lindholm
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