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(Inexplicably he hops twice like a bunny rabbit and mines stabbing someone.)

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(The room's trying to fix itself but failing.)

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(Deafening music. A half-dozen brutes with plastic garden chairs come out, put down their chairs sit, looking straight out— and then, after a whille, they stand and do a violent kicking dance and then a woman walks among the brutes, yelling about something, but the deafening music drowns her out and then a soliloquy while all the brutes look straight out. And, while that is going on, we see a dozen random youtube videos [on five screens that descend from the flies to different heights] of cats falling from shelves kids pulling chairs out from under their grandmothers jackass movies the baby that falls down again and again on purpose and cries while, at the same time, people drink vodka out of a bottle and spit it out drink and spit drink and spit while a guy cooks scrambled eggs— and 4 people eat plates of eggs— spit them out, and throw the remainder on the floor as a woman cries hysterically for ten minutes, curled in a fetal ball. and an amazingly tall man, with some bizarre Butoh-like inability to walk normally, comes in naked and caked with charcoal and blood and goes awkwardly to the ground and rolls in the dust. a large screen on the back wall has projected on it a golden harp in flames, and, as the harp burns, we hear the strings popping— which provides the "music" for the charcoal man a gold chalice is brought out and set down on stage, and left there, gorgeously lit?)

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(Note: Everyone in this play should be able to tell a really good joke.)

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(She does. Make Up Lady applies more make up.)

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(Vague gesture for something repulsive.)

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(Quick cut to the Pedophile driving through the night. Bloody gauze eye patch. He's listening to the baseball game. The lights flicker like a ghost or a film. Or a ghost film.)

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(The Potatoes enter, disguised as a doctor and carrying a medical chart.)

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(Actor A continues amplified cooking.)

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(the innocent bystander's called nancy)

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(The tamale vendor exits.)

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(Mavis gets electrocuted. Music starts playing.)

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(the office assistant is a terrific thief with a geeky office supply fetish)

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(Astrid grabs at an air dream with her hands and then sets it free, sadly.)

CC: memories-and-dust

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(Repeat DDR step [section B]. Only instead of slap slap uhh! it's slap slap POSE!)

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(If they are in a forest, it's a real forest, one quite firmly based in a sylvan kitchen-like reality. And the atmosphere is somehow medieval, including their mode of dress.)

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(The kissing is rhythmically based on the following instructions from a high school acting text book:)