Queergender. Probs the only balkan puppygirl. Not deactivated, just keeps forgetting ideas for posts
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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you should always be weird next to people you want to befriend. if you want to befriend people and for them to like you as you are then you can't hide yourself. if people you like/want to befriend react to you being kinda weird by getting angry or making fun of you, then they're not worth befriending.. you GOTTA look the way you want and dress the way you want and talk weird and be nerdy and have interests. you gottaaaaaaa be yourself and then people who like you the way you are will naturally be drawn to you. please. promise me you'll be weird
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シ、 tail wagging emoticon, you're welcome
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what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes
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I think pet names are genuinely so lovely cuz usually there'sn't really a good moment in conversation where you can just throw in "I love you" or like a compliment but with pet names you get to remind your SO how much you love them literally every single time you refer to them, its wonderful
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Right so at work we use these suspended hooks on chains to move the furnaces around and the furnace I was moving was swinging a bit out of control so I went infront of it to catch it and turns out that'sn't too far off from trying to stop a wrecking ball with your body
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Oh I sent that to the wrong person whoops
The one from metal gear is a crazy guess cuz it's snakes plural /pos
Anyways; yes, correct, well done!!
Snakes?
Like the animal? the guy from metal gear? Both are cool! Snake women are cool too!
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Giant laser robot (it/its) girl says trans rights.
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I like how I'm used as a tier of spike, I appreciate it lol
mutual in law!
Hi! I am glad you like my blog :] as can be seen from the Birb tier spike (you're the one on the right).
I don't think Mutuals-in-law work though as thats like if you're married right? Maybe...Mutuals²? Or would that be the opposite way? Half-Mutuals? I'm sure there's something there.
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having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.
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having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.
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100k points in cat petterz!!!!!!!!
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I can't believe you dared to plagiarize the library of babel so blatantly
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Bonjour! It is I The Quandarian! Your fellow S.T.U.P.I.D. member. Of course you know the drill by now Big O needs tasks to be done, heroes to be killed. Speaking of heroes you have quite the tricky target, BloodBond, having the ability to instantly defeat anyone...unless they are a part of their family. Now I'm not really clear on how the whole winning thing works? It might be a One Hit K.O situation or something else you won't know either till you fight him. However, I do know that what Bloodbond considers family isn't always in his direct lineage or ancestry, if a waiting game is what it takes then you gotta take it. With that I'm off to tie another damsel to a tram track, along with five other damsels on an adjacent tram track, au revoir!
Ah but you see, my friend, that requires they decide to use their ability on me and they've yet a reason to suspect a single thing of me (as confirmed by me potentially having the option to found family them) so the solution is quite obvious; after hiring a private investig8or to note down their habits, I shall make my way to the belltower nearby their favorite dinner place and with them none the wiser I would simply shoot them with a gun, a sniper rifle I totally legally obtained to be specific
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How many girls can you take?
Depends on how you mean it but here I'll go down the list: In a fight: Maybe 1 Inside me: At least 5 In my possession: -1
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