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wow i had no idea you knew how to code

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“dude” but like romantically

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The two sexiest groups of people are goths and nonbinaries so if u happen to be both ur extremely powerful and i have feelings for u

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ah yes, halloween, the best holiday,

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You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

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enemies to lovers speedrun

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i didn’t cheat at all! it’s not my fault that i’m just infinitely better than you in every way and kicked your ass just like i said i would

but i’ll still kick your ass in smash, meta knight vs whatever fucko you main. does your fake cowboy persona main duck hunt cause it’s the closest thing to a southern kin you can get?

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You cheating sonuvabitch! Next time fight me yourself you coward!

We'll settle this via some Smash next time. Person to Person!

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projecting cause i’m gonna steal that crop top the next time you leave your door open like a dumbass

it’s annoyingly cute and nothing you own can be cute. also good luck finding your silver embroidered black cowboy boots and that really fancy goth leather cowboy jacket

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

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what??? ew, no! i have STANDARDS thank you. you’re just trying to gain points from fauxlisha, i see through that terrible mesh crop top i cannot believe you have in your closet

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

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@psychic--spur you know, you’re so right IM the only that can call you out like that!!!

but also, i would say the cowboy would instead ignore their true rival and their incredibly cool shadow manticore and instead go for their friend, but, you know, semantics

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

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if i ever see you in any of these things you better believe i will murder you so hard those foot monsters will get the name “roller cades” because of the wheel marks left on your corpse

outfit idea

let me know if you have any suggestions

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if you have ever been associated with me ever in your life, i’m so sorry

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my esteemed rival,

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maybe SO

honestly though... does it even surprise anyone that @psychic--spur is a mcree main, i swear i could feel the “it’s high noon” joke radiating off them last fight