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[white-addison]

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[white-addison]

✉️[SENDING MAIL…]✉️

TO: Whomever it may concern

FROM: White Addison, Mail Distribution Network [Cyber City Sector 4A]

SUBJECT: Me??????

Ahem…

Hello! I hope this reaches the intended inbox and not the spam folder again…

My name is White Addison, and I’m the local courier for the Cyber City East Mail Loop. I am the, uh, only member at the moment! I run the place and am its only employee! Aha… ha. Anyway.

I deliver letters, packages, bills, junkmail, advertisements (mostly that) and I sometimes visit other places to deliver mail!

Due to recent “encouragement” from management (and also Blue Addison), I’ve been… prompted to try something a little more “engaging with the community.” Even though that’s the reason I got fired in the first place! Wait should I scrap that??? [SCRAP THIS REMEMBER TO SCRAP THIS]

So! If you’ve got a message — any message, literally any message — you want to send my way, you’re in luck! This is my day job! I will respond! I am now officially taking correspondence. Questions, complaints, and whatever else you may throw at me, I’ll do my best to read and respond!

This is an EMAIL-based communication channel. Send mail and I’ll write back as quick as I can!

Please be advised:

All mail of any kind (fan or electronic) will be scanned for viruses, explosives. Please don’t send me bombs.

Aggressive language will be delivered back to sender, postage due (What I didn’t agree to that, when did I write that???????)

Letters may be slightly delayed due to my tendency to overthink my responses. (Also time differences, time works differently in Section 4A!)

But other than that, I’m here!

So if there’s something you’d like to say—— to me, not the other Addisons (they’ve got plenty of fans already, too many, might I add, they’re all really annoying about it actually) —— go ahead and send it. Please!

I’ll be around! All the time! Except for maybe when I’m charging! But all the time! (I hate my job).

Respectfully yours,

— White Addison :)

RULES & SUCH

No overly NSFW asks!! Suggestive is fine!

White goes by they/them, and is also Pre-Big Shot Spamton from my au Don’t Touch That Dialtone, which has its own blog!

Despite having an ask blog I am terrible at owning one, so please bear with me! :)

TAG GUIDE

Mail answered — answered ask

Delivery — interaction with another blog

You’ve Got Mail !!! — general blog tag

I will be updating this as I go! Thanks for reading :)