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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by TalkThirtyToMe (@/TalkThirty) that reads: "When I was 5, my parents convinced my twin and me to name our goldfish surf and turf, then a year later, after surf and turf died, our family was out to dinner and I saw surf and turf on the menu. That is my joker origin story."

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Surf and Turf!

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by Solomon Georgio (@/solomongeorgio) that reads: "I don't care about celebrity gossip. Give me small scale gossip. I want to know why the night shift employees at Kohl's are mad at each other."

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Tell us you’re juicy stories.

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by Solomon Georgio (@/solomongeorgio) that reads: "A couple asked if I'd give up my window seat on the plane so they could sit together. I'm sorry but your love is not as important as me seeing the airplane take off."

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Priority

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by Icona (@/Iconawrites) that reads: "While I go through the trouble of putting on makeup, the rose-finch just wakes up in the morning and looks like this."

Two photos attached to the tweet show small, pink birds standing on snowy logs.

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Good for you rose-finch

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by Low Poly Depression (@/PolyDepression) that reads: "Remember to wash your balls."

An image consisting of four photos has been attached to the tweet. The photos show the process of removing and cleaning the trackball imbedded in an old computer mouse.

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Memba

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by Tater (@/TrueTorontoGirl) that reads: "Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms."

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Test it out and report back

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by taylor garron (@/taylorgarron) that reads: "aw, i have three major historical events occurring during the prime of my life and no money. why can't i have no major historical events occurring during the prime of my life and three money?"

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Monies

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by soul nate (@/MNateShyamalan) that reads: "i miss the early internet. people were like "you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long." and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that."

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and after the pioneers came the lawyers the merchants and the mob.

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by Chodie Foster (@/tubbbutter) that reads: "they should make soup that gets you drunk."

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A nice bisque

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by FoulAndFaraday (@/FoulandFaraday) that reads:

"Professor: You're currently failing your ethics class.

Me: *slides $20 across the desk* How about now?"

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Smooth operator

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by Mike Baker (@/ByMikeBaker) that reads:

"South Dakota has launched a campaign to combat meth.

With this new logo.

onmeth.com"

Attached to the tweet is a picture of the logo. It states "Meth. We're on it." in capital letters on a tan background shaped like South Dakota.

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Someone at the agency had a weird night.

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by Delia Cai (@/delia_cai) that reads: "Instead of asking "what do you do" I really recommend punching up any social function you happen to be at with "so who do you hate here"".

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Networking advice

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by Jeanette Hayes (@/jeanettehayes) that reads: "Listening to 14 year olds on the train after school and one of them just said: "bro you didn't even try fresh basil until you were like 12, you have no credibility in this conversation," and the rest of them started roaring laughing."

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Sick burn bro

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by drewtoothpaste (@/drewtoothpaste) that reads: "the people who go online every day to cyberbully NFT purveyors are not being compensated or appreciated by the world at large, but you should know that your work is important and regular people love what you're doing. and it's funny when they delete the NFT. thank you."

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Keep up the good work

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by David Woodland (@/DavidSven) that reads:

"We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. [crying laughing emoji].

I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever."

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The best long-term investment.

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet and a reply to that tweet, both written by ashley ray (@/theashleyray).

The tweet reads: "doctor asked how much weed i smoke a day and when i told him, he pushed his laptop screen down, looked me right in the eyes and said "have you ever considered cutting down?""

The reply adds: "man if you don't just do my pap smear and dip."

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OK bro, chill

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The image is a screenshot of a tweet written by branson reese (@/bransonreese) that reads: "Gambit is so cool. One of the top 500 X-men."

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Easily