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Hearing Vincent Benitez say “I am what God made me” felt like what hearing Born This Way by Lady Gaga for the first time should’ve felt like

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

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So when the Pope chooses a new name it's "normal" and "tradition" and everyone respects it without issues. But when I, a trans person,

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So do all the popes share a Steam account or does the new one have to buy his own copy of undertale?

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our father, who art in chicago,

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it's not that i'm not compelled by archbishop yaoi but i think some of you would find yaoi in the wild russian steppes if given the opportunity

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funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape

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happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

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I’ve been on this site too long

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Just thinking about how Dean is so damn lucky that Cas forgave him after the whole Gadreel stint

Because if I had just become disabled, was being hunted to death by my old family (who I gave up for Dean), and turned to him just to be thrown out onto the street with no explanation and no money, help, or even a phonecall? I'd be pissed.

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It turned out Supernatural is like its reaction gifs that keep intruding on other fandoms’ posts and hijacking them and turning them into Spn gifsets.

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If Supernatural gets announced to have a season 16 this year, I hope they do it using the 'I love you' meme