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Charlottesville was a really traumatizing time for all of us! 

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Spelled her name wrong on purpose! 

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I mean... 

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I remember this one making me so uncomfortable! 

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 All of these actions cancel each other out to equal a some one who DEF HAD to send me some money. This also sounds like an event I def would never want to attend ever. 

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Update!

Hey Everyone! It’s been a long time since I updated this site. There has been an uptick in traffic so I thought it was only fair share some more posts. I stopped posting on this tumblr 3 years ago but I have never stopped receiving so what is currently posted is a small percentage of the venmos I got. My next few days will be spent sharing as many past venmos I could recover. 

I will try to protect identities as much as I can! 

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Today's venmo comes from Drew Kaufman who wants forgiveness for wanting to talk about Tupac with white people.

I know all too well the kind of white people who LOVE to talk about "real" hip hop. Who put your tastes down, talk shit about trap music, and when they get control of aux cord cut off Future and play some depressing ass immortal technique track that came out 10 years ago. 😒

Drew I speak for all women and people of color when I say that you are forgiven for your sin of being a "rap nerd."

I forgive you drew mostly because I know this was so long ago. White people have moved on to stanning for MF Doom 🍵🐸✌

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First Venmo of the day comes from Kiki O'Keeffe who is trying to do that thing white people do where they try to be the saviors. Nah girl, this ain't Avatar or the last samurai or even blind side. I am the one saving you. Kiki I speak for all women and people of color when I say that you are now absolved of the sins of your people. Let me bring you to the fun side where we have good music and seasoned food. But please for the love of god never stop paying me . Need to be saved venmo me @milly-tamarez

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THANKS TO ALEX ESTRADA

Alex Estrada just got Martin  a forgiftness for his sins. Alex is also half Mexican so he gets a discount. Honestly Martin has made so many offenses in the past idk if he is able to work on being a better person. Well thanks to Alex’s venmo martin doesn’t have to! Martin Ryder you are now absolved from the sins of your people . Look at that I am performing miracles left and right. If you want to be apart of the magic venmo me @milly-tamarez

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The first venmo of the day comes from Alise Morales who wants forgiveness for only fucking white dudes. Oh Alise you are missing out on the beauty of being thoroughly disappointed by men of all races. I feel so sorry for you. You are still young and its not too late but don't feel bad because I Milly speak for all women and people of color when I say you are forgiven for your sin of only fucking white dudes. Got anything you need to confess venmo me @milly-tamarez

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First venmo of the day comes from Jason Boxer who wants forgiveness for his whack taste in music. So sad that you are paying to listen to whiny white boys (your venmo profile picture lets me know you pay for your music) when you can just go to an open mic and hear then complain for free. Its like you tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter because.... Jason Boxer I speak for all women and people of color when I say you.are now forgiven for your sin of listening to whiny white boys. This shit don't stop venmo me @milly-tamarez to get forgiveness today.

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First venmo of the day comes from Jake  who felt good about all the woke things he was doing (mostly reading and watching TV but 🍵🐸) and then ruined it by giving himself a pat on.the back. Well since i got paid imma give you that pat on the back. Jake I speak for all people of color and women when I say that you are forgiven for the sins of your white race. isn't this what all people want? A pat on the back and someone to tell them that are great. I will be that person venmo me @milly-tamarez

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First venmo of the day comes from Ken  who wants forgiveness for being in an all white production of west side story.

It wasn't until I came to new York and started doing comedy did I find out the all white high schools LOVE putting on productions of The Wiz and West side story.

The suspect thing about ken's post is that he didn't share what part HE played 😒.

Doesn't matter because Ken

I speak for all women and people of color when I say that you are now absolved from the sins of his high school theater department.

I know y'all were in some sus plays in highschool venmo me @milly-tamarez so we can all put that behind us

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This venmo comes from Michelle Pastor who wants forgiveness for writing about the enslaved Irish in America. This is a weird one but gonna have to ham it up to Michelle's environment. Michelle is from the Woodlawn section if the bronx which is SUPER Irish. Not like st.Patrick's day wear green and get hammered Irish but its officially nyc's "little Ireland" Woodlawn aside girl get it together , or maybe don't because I Milly speak for all women and people of color when I say you are forgiven for the sin of writing about the enslaved Irish. Venmo me @milly-tamarez to start your new year fresh!

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First Venmo of the day comes from Kady who wants forgiveness for two very different things. As embarassing it is for a white girl to give herself cornrows I am actually impressed because this was a time before YouTube tutorials. Also to give context middle school was the hip hop gpam era where everyone had cornrows. (I remember paying my cousin Octavia 20 dollars to braid my hair like JLo in the dance break down of "love don't cost a thing" ) The second infraction is garbage and she knows it but it shall haunt her no more because : I Milly Tamarez speak for all women and people of color when I say Kady you are now forgiven for your sin of giving your self cornrows and your microaggression towards that back woman in the early 2000's People I KNOW you got shit you wanna leave behind in the new year. Venmo me @milly-tamarez for forgiveness today

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This venmo comes from John. This makes me super sad on so many levels. Racism sucks and its so stupid. Oh John don't you know that ALL dick is trash regardless of race ? Take comfort in knowing that no matter what you are or what you do your dick is probably going to be garbage. And even if you honestly feel that your dick game is awesome know that you are probably a bad person anyway thus making you trash as well. My philosophy is liberating to both men AND women please remove yourself from the shackles of thinking that your sexual experiences will be anything beyond straight waste. John I speak for all women and people of color when I say that you are now forgiven for your sin of forgetting that all dick is trash. Got something thats haunting you? Venmo me @milly-tamarez

FOR YOUR REFERENCE 

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I met Brian Dukes at DCM two years ago and we have remained friends ever since. Brian lives in north carolina and has felt compelled to venmo me because white men have been fucking up everything in that state. Do you know that the former Governor of N.C cost the state roughly 500 million dollars in revenue because of his discriminatory anti lgbt law? Wow white dudes be fucking up... Well lucky for Brian he is no longer accountable for the actions of evil white men Brian I speak on behalf of all women and people of color when I say that you are now absolved from the sins of your people. Powerful stuff I am doing over here. White PEOPLE (women included) venmo me for a chance at forgiveness

Brain Duke’s Twitter is  @BCDukes