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I wheeze whenever I remember that scene from Shikamaru Shinden where Sasuke lights Shikamaru’s cigarette with Chidori
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those valentine’s day cards but it’s just insane shit naruto and sasuke say to each other
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“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can love him so much it changes the trajectory of his life
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An agate stone that looks like a window to the ocean.
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there’s a guy in japan who went to tokyo and bought some raffle tickets cause he wanted to keep them as a sovenier and GUESS WHAT he won $2 580 000 (SGD) with the tickets and YALL KNOW WHAT HE DID?
he spent 5 years going to top restaurants around the world and spent all his money on the food.
plus he didn’t tel anyone about the money
goals.
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how to become your own grandfather:
1. marry a woman who already has an adult daughter
2. get your father to marry your wife’s adult daughter
3. your wife’s daughter now becomes your mother
4. since your mother’s mother is your wife, your wife is also your grandmother
5. therefore, as the husband of your grandmother you become your own grandpappy
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