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i dare them.

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maybe he was talking about Alf

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

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WHEN U SEND UR FRIEND SOMETHING U THINK THEYD LIKE N THEY LIKE IT

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did you post this for pat sajak’s birthday?

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

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When you’re dead inside™ and prefer to hang out with the spirits of the dead on your vacation

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“I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.” posted by Lowghen

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a moodboard

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Ian Baxter, animal preserve 1999

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god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song > My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark > sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob