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#me in 2020

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#2020 mood

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Reblog if you need this energy

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Me irl

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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Typical Friday:

The liquor is flowing and my dick is hard

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Happy Birthday John Coltrane , Seen here at the Guggenheim Museum in New York City 1960, photo by William Claxton

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You forgot the blueberries.

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“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

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that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

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where is charlie day’s emmy

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I feel like I’m not where I want to be, like I can be greater than who I am right now. I want more.

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Tipsy and horny...

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Marvin Gaye (1976)

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SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE OCEAN, IT’S JUST A POOL 🎡🚀🎈🎪🤹🏽‍♀️🎭