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I absolutely love how you draw geralt. Like he’s clearly strong and muscular but the leanness and the emphasis you put on his hips is sooo good! And his waist!! Truly a gender icon love it please keep up the fantastic work

I always struggle with these bcs I like to keep the kindness close to my heart and it always gets lost when I answer and it's buried on my blog. But kindness also has to be repaid so thank you so much for the kind words, I'm really grateful. I don't know if you still see this but I've had a bad day and decided to self indulge. I think it turned out nice enough and I hope you'll like it. Some morning ritual Geralt.

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As always i love your designs, and aiden and le are adorable in onlyfans AU.

Do you think onlyfans!Jaskier could use Aiden and Lambert like dolls or maybe dress them like cat and wolf for Halloween?

[MASTERPOST] He has ulterior motives.

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A Camboy!AU thing. I am a bit infatuated with modern AUs right now. I always get that in phases, no idea why. Do others also get certain AU moods in certain seasons? In fall I always get a taste for priest and demon AUs.

(If the original on Twitter gets enough love I’ll post what is visible on Geralts screen so if you have an account there you might want to keep an eye on the post. The full thing is up for supporters already as well <3)

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read camboy as catboy and spent to much time trying to figure out who was the catboy..

Sorry to disappoint but there's no catboys in this XD But I think the fandom has decided a while ago that Geralt would be the catboy. Also I don't know how catboys work so he has two sets of ears don't sue me

[whitewolfandthebard]

I absolutely love how you draw geralt. Like he’s clearly strong and muscular but the leanness and the emphasis you put on his hips is sooo good! And his waist!! Truly a gender icon love it please keep up the fantastic work

I always struggle with these bcs I like to keep the kindness close to my heart and it always gets lost when I answer and it's buried on my blog. But kindness also has to be repaid so thank you so much for the kind words, I'm really grateful. I don't know if you still see this but I've had a bad day and decided to self indulge. I think it turned out nice enough and I hope you'll like it. Some morning ritual Geralt.

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Tangling Love

Jaskier is unreasonably protective of Geralt’s hair, for a good reason. (2.5k of fluff and boys being soft ☆ also on AO3)

Jaskier is being unreasonably protective of Geralt’s hair.

“Hey, hands off! Who said you could touch!”

The merchant, whose hand was forcefully slapped away by the bard, looks only slightly embarrassed.

“Forgive me, Master Witcher,” the man says, directing at Geralt and ignoring the daggers Jaskier shoots at him. “Hair as long as yours can sell for a good price.”

Geralt hums, peering down at the white hair draping down his shoulders. He hasn’t trimmed it in the past half a year or so, and it is indeed quite long, nearly reaching the middle of his back.

To keep it long but untangled is quite a feat. Jaskier has been adding more fancy oils to their pack and spending more time massaging them into Geralt’s hair whenever they find themselves in a bath. The longer it got, the soft it is to the touch. Geralt even catches himself combing through it on occasion to feel the silky texture.

He also finds himself wearing it down more often than not, leaving the hair loose and draped down one side of his neck. With its unusual color, no wonder it’s attracted attention.

“Do you deal hair?” Geralt asks in return. “Wigs?”

“Aye, I work for the royal palace. Been making wigs for ceremonies and banquets for two decades.” The merchant has a hungry look in his eyes. “But I have to say, hair such as yours is a rare sight. I’d pay extra for the king’s collection. It’s a wonder, white hair by mutation, free of dye and bleach…”

With that, the man moves to touch Geralt’s hair again, his hand outreached and inches away from the strands brushing against Geralt’s arm. This time, Jaskier steps in, inserting himself between the two of them and squawking a high-pitched noise.

“Oi!” he yells. “What part of hands off do you not understand? We said it’s not for sale! No, thank you! His hair is not some spectacle for royal brats to keep in a museum!”

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lambert: you look tired

geralt: didn’t get much sleep

lambert: heh jaskier kept you up all night then

geralt: …something like that

[several hours earlier]

jaskier: geralt

jaskier: geralt. geralt. geralt

geralt: wHaT

jaskier: would you still love me if i was a worm

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Does anyone know the artist of this comic because I just love their style but I can't find them.

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Geralt watching a bar fight: "not my circus not my monkeys"

Sees Jaskier head get slammed

Geralt: "My CIRCUS MY MONKEYS"

Also alternatively

Jaskier listening to men gossip "not my circus not my monkeys"

They mention witchers or Geralt

Jaskier pulling up his sleeves "MY CIRCUS MY MONKEYS BITCH"

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Last week my patrons requested something I simply couldn’t resist - “Disney Princess Jaskier”

Geralt is so confused, and bonus points if you can tell which movies some of the critters were inspired from.

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I think he’s still mad, Geralt 

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Toss that fish to your Witcher... 🐟

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my contribution to the “geralt purrs” headcannon

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Shapeshifter!Jaskier doing the communist bugs bunny meme: it's now OUR babies

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Shape shifter Jaskier turning into a horse so he and Roach can shit talk Geralt when he's being obstinate

Okay, this inspired me (but I made it slightly h/c, because I'm me). I kinda did this here and have done horse!Jaskier here, but then I thought of more reasons why Jaskier talks with Roach and Jaskier being the horse translator when Geralt is worried about her, and:

but what's up with roach?? (look under the cut):

BABIES. BABIES ALL AROUND!

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I sought you in the dawn of day

An alternative piece to the more explicit version of last years Somnophilia Kinktober prompt. I wrote half a fic for it but never got to the good parts so I never picked it up again so I might as well post it without any context.

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The End's Beginning