who-has-the-thyme
who-has-the-thyme
i think we'll be ok
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who-has-the-thyme · 21 hours ago
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Secunit: ugh i haaaate being a bot/human construct; it's like being handed the worst of the two things. first, they put weapons all over me to murder people at will and brand me  with the company logo like the piece of equipment I am and then make me look human (ugh). the only things these stupid organic parts are good for is giving me anxiety, depression, and making me leak. now, not only am I a terrifying murderbot, i'm also a moody, snarky asshole whom no one wants to associate with. i'm 90% sure of it — my threat assessment module said so.
ART: holy shit, a bot/human construct?! you mean to say not only is this little guy smart as hell, always running a hundred processes in its tiny brain, loves being ten steps ahead of everyone but not in a holier-than-thou way like some ships, it also experiences emotions in a soft, vulnerable way like my beloved humans do?
and only after meeting it I am a step closer to comprehending the intricacies of it all because interacting with this bot-construct and learning how it processes emotions and about its life experiences has opened up a new world of understanding for me, which I never ever ever considered was possible (being the pinnacle of machine intelligence and all) ??
it's like they made it in a factory specifically for me !
on top of all that, it sasses me back in a way no one has ever done before and matches my freak perfectly.
i trust it with my main core and all of my backup processors AND my humans. i'm going to put it in my pocket and travel the star systems forever and ever!
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who-has-the-thyme · 23 hours ago
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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who-has-the-thyme · 2 days ago
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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who-has-the-thyme · 2 days ago
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extremely on brand that brennan’s “the body keeps the score” joke mostly hit em and ally
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who-has-the-thyme · 2 days ago
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emily getting all stiff and putting on a voice to be like “um actually temporary hit points don’t stacks so” was only made funnier by the subtitles claiming [everyone laughing at emily’s murph impression]
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who-has-the-thyme · 2 days ago
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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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who-has-the-thyme · 2 days ago
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i love the d20 art team
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who-has-the-thyme · 2 days ago
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Brennan off mic
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who-has-the-thyme · 2 days ago
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she ramansu my power station til I zood switcheroo
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who-has-the-thyme · 2 days ago
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merry murph's little christmas to those who celebrate
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who-has-the-thyme · 2 days ago
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who-has-the-thyme · 3 days ago
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who up dinking they oiter
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who-has-the-thyme · 3 days ago
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you know who WOUDN'T be surprised when secunit returns? bharadwaj. she's already done a tarot spread but no one believed her except gurathin (who was sad and needed this + besties benefit of the doubt)
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who-has-the-thyme · 3 days ago
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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time
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who-has-the-thyme · 3 days ago
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in honor of the best Dropout clip of all time
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who-has-the-thyme · 3 days ago
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getting one (1) note from the Rare Mutual is like
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who-has-the-thyme · 3 days ago
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Capitalism does not breed innovation.
Tech gatekeepers have escaped so many investigations and consequences from breeches of trust.
The People need to make a change.
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