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"boys dont like it when-" 
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i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”
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If Everyone Acted Like Reality TV Stars
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cute and safe april fools pranks for tomorrow
give me a thousands dollars in cash
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obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love
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Black Butler: 13 year old boy sells his soul so he can slap a bitch
Explain Anime Plot Badly
Tokyo Ghoul: Guy finds hardest way possible to dye his hair
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this will be me in 20 years time I know it
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
without me
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I had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so I published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. I think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.
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how long until someone anthropomorphizes the photocopier into a skinny white dude and half of tumblr wants to fuck him
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Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4
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i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy
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