whohastimeforcreativeurls
whohastimeforcreativeurls
I am a perishable meat product.
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Once opened, please store me in a cool, dry place.
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DJ Morrow (2021). Saturn Devouring His Son [Balloons].
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the guy refuses to shake hands with Watson
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and Holmes really takes it personally
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our favorite detective and his GFY energy
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subtlety who?
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and they were flatmates
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world’s only consulting drama queen
Jeremy Brett x Tchaikovsky
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John Oliver gets it, as usual. AI Slop is one of the best episodes of Last Week Tonight I've seen so far. Gen AI is theft. Those who use it are not authors or artists, they're grifters profiting from real creatives.
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im CERTAIN this has to be a typo and its supposed to say "JRPGS" but i am going to become addicted to saying "i saw this in a jpeg once" now
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Uk media reporting on the OSA:
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Reality:
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WAIT "iykyk" means "if you know you know"??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash
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grok calling out doge for directly killing 100+ people got elon to push an emergency hotfix to make it start blaming everything on anti-white racism
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your regular reminder that "we protect the data we collect about you" will literally never be as safe as "we don't collect that data about you". If that information doesn't need to exist, then it shouldn't.
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concrete is just gargoyle milk
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Rest in peace to a legend
Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.
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“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer
Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.
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Fearing such hits as “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “National Brotherhood Week,” “The Masochism Tango,” “The Element Song,” “Be Prepared,” and “Lobachevsky”
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