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champion of the cause for banning carpeting from public areas.. for accessibility reasons
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The way I literally don't give a shit... like it's crazy
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The way I literally don't give a shit... like it's crazy
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sigh ...... what is feeling silly without someone to be silly at ?
feeling silly. hee hee
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imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it
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(put me down) put me down inside (won't go down) put me down inside call my name and ... put meeeee down inside
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so unfortunately actually, nobody cares. :( ... so like,...... bummer for you
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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.
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are you ever like. i’m not the right Me right now to hang out with people. wait until the better guy shows up lol this one kind of sucks
#except im like that all the time :(#im a saltine cracker person.#saltless saltine cracker. that's stale.#you see those skit videos of the boring coworker? im like that. but worse.... im not even interested in myself.
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