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me: *puts pretty. odd. in shuffle*

me: *shuffle plays northern downpour*

me: hey moon, what the fuck

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nobody:

meme accounts: why the fuck you all commenting about the grape calm down

everyone: but we didn-

meme accounts: haha they did surgery on a grape

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we were driving and it was like midnight right so we had to stop cause of a mini fridge in the middle of the road. already that was kinda sketch but oh well right? so my dad was like get out and go see if theres some food in the fridge and im like mk bitch what. so i get out then this massive ass yellow bird comes thundering out from the bushes on the side of the road. already then i knew it was fucking over. i had no chance at survival. big bird then proceeded to drag me into the bushes with no mercy