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Today's Seals Are: The Nefarious Starfish

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“I shall never forget the occasion when I was visiting a school as a writer and the whole place suddenly fell into an uproar because the school tomboy - a most splendid Britomart of a girl - had beaten up the school bully. Everything stopped in the staffroom while the teachers debated what to do. They wanted to give the tomboy a prize, but decided reluctantly that they had better punish her and the bully too. They knew that if, as a child, you do pluck up courage to hit the bully, it is an act of true heroism - as great as that of Beowulf in his old age. I remember passing the tomboy, sitting in her special place of punishment opposite the bully. She was blazing with her deed, as if she had actually been touched by a god. And I thought that this confirmed all my theories: a child in her position is open to any heroic myth I care to use; she is inward with folktales; she would feel the force of any magical or divine intervention.”

— Diana Wynne Jones (via joeyvermeil)

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Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

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this is hands down the funniest review like. ever

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watching Seven Samurai

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

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sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

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“There is no platonic explanation for thi-“ Sprays u with water. Sprays u

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The American English spelling is the slightly simpler maneuver.

man spelling is something I've never struggled with I have a strong visual memory and I see words in my head when I go to spell them so it's never been an issue. however. the word manoeuvre can fuck right off to hell.

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN