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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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max and his ducklings rookies 🦆🐤✨

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Aren't you a Chelsea fan? How excited are you about this news? (Apologies if your not lmao I must be getting confused)

hi! yes i am and i am BUZZING! this transfer window has been phenomenal 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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the hottest people you know are letting sports ruin their lives

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nose specialist lmaoo

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you are a disgusting little whore for objectifying and sexualising hardworking athletic men like you do, go to hell

daily affirmations

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god i love being bisexual. there are so many hot people in the world, truly an intoxicating experience

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Keira & Laura - Alex & Jess - Leah & Elle… and friends!

thriving in ibiza😍😍😍

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Leah and Elle in Ibiza with Keira & Laura, Alex & Jess and friends🥹🥹🥹🥹

*IF* they are dating: i’m obsessed

*IF* they are friends: i’m obsessed

Photo from Keira’s now deleted post🫶🏼

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he went THROUGH it today

me:

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Same energy

📸 by Richard Pelham/Getty Images

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a la final!!!! ❤️

vamos!!!!!! yamal es tan talentosa🥹 16!!!!!