whorelandoflorida
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whorelandoflorida · 16 hours ago
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ANOK YAI wearing Swarovski Met Gala 2024 – Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion
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whorelandoflorida · 16 hours ago
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going for the little pieces of cheese or nut in the lettuce leaves while eating a salad fulfills the deep human need to snuffle around in the foliage for grubs. we thought this was evolved out of us but if you have a really good salad the Hog instinct takes over
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whorelandoflorida · 17 hours ago
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whorelandoflorida · 24 hours ago
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the most romantic thing a character can do is prematurely ejaculate
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whorelandoflorida · 2 days ago
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whorelandoflorida · 2 days ago
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Taro Hanabusa aka 花房太郎 aka Fangophilia Taro (Japanese, b. Sendai, Japan, based Harajuku, Shibuya district, Tokyo, Japan) Fangophilia is a Japanese custom-molded body brand of jewellery founded and designed by Dentist turned Designer Taro Hanabusa in June 2012.
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whorelandoflorida · 2 days ago
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whorelandoflorida · 2 days ago
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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whorelandoflorida · 2 days ago
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Wooden plant sculpture "“Como Las De Mi Tierra / Like The Ones Back Home” by Raul de Lara
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whorelandoflorida · 3 days ago
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portraits of utility poles
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whorelandoflorida · 3 days ago
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found THEE perfect fridge magnet to hold this postcard ship sent me last year
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whorelandoflorida · 3 days ago
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Duckling had to use his entire brain cell to figure out how to get into a box.
Sorry about the food on the floor. He's only been alive for a few weeks so he's still learning how to eat.
Tbh I'm not sure he's male? I'd have to check. He's in quarantine atm so I haven't really been hands on with him much. He and his mom (Goose) are among the thirteen recently abandoned cats. Duckling is the youngest at an estimated 5-6 weeks old.
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whorelandoflorida · 3 days ago
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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
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whorelandoflorida · 4 days ago
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Ah, the joys of owning cats
Sundew: I love my mommy! I'mma say hi to my mommy!
Me, deeply asleep until this moment: augh! What the- whiskers *directly* up the nose, thank you Sundew
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whorelandoflorida · 5 days ago
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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)
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whorelandoflorida · 5 days ago
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U have to put your finger in that wound
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whorelandoflorida · 6 days ago
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I love you, fandom renditions of classical paintings. I don’t even know who your beloved blorbos are half the time but whenever I see a depiction of two anime characters embracing a la Gustav Klimt’s The Kiss or scroll past a gorgeous illustration of a hauntingly beautiful, angrily weeping twink in the style of Alexandre Cabanel’s The Fallen Angel you just KNOW I’m letting out a “yippee!” and clicking my gay little heels together
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