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this is my favorite comment on a marching band video

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"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

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what the actual fuck

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part of me wants to be professional part of me wants to sign my emails with dark souls texts

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why is this so funny

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why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual

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the new halloween movie looks great

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no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

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little ceasers deep dick pizza

that’s not what it’s called nor do i believe that’s what you think it’s called. you’re simply being a wise cracker and it’s pathetic.

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oof id be so pissed off if that wasnt the sound they used