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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

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i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

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ADULTS (2025-) S01E08―The Mail

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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big fan of digging myself deeper in the hole #myhole . wait hold on. hm. maybe not on that one. post cancelled

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for me to like a character one thing they have to be is highly hurtable

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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tv used to have Darin Morgan dedicating his life to making fun of David Duchovny

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and to be honest it's Saturday

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how to say "I love you" in x-files [182/?] ⤷ 3.17 — “Pusher”

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it contains multitudes

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hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay