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soft Smithinson for @baubeautyandthegeek

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Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

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pleaaaaaase y'all the process of having a manufacturing facility declared kosher has nothing to do with a rabbi blessing the food

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase stop

you can literally google what is required

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(mostly) soft Haunting of Hill House gifs for @baubeautyandthegeek

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You’ve made it through every breakdown you’ve ever had. Even the ones you thought you wouldn’t. You’ve made it through all the stuff you thought you couldn’t. You’ll make it through this, too.

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more House of Usher sexy cuteness for @baubeautyandthegeek

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running out of ways to say ‘there’s more’. but there is so here… Bev being hot and bloody for @baubeautyandthegeek

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but wait… there’s more, this time for the Fall of the House of Usher @baubeautyandthegeek

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made some gifs for Midnight Club. hot Sam for @baubeautyandthegeek

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tagging whoever wants to do it

Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.

Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.

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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?

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my angsty worm

nobody asked but this is me if I was a worm on a string 🥹 (vital information all of you must have) 🫶🏼

I’m just gonna tag all my mutuals to give this a go 😘

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EVE BEST as RHAENYS TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1x08 "The Lord of the Tides"

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HP Saffics Summer Exchange 2023: Treats Day 6

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🏖 For @whoreofthecottage 🏖

haunt me by @leftsidedown [M, Hermione/Minerva]

On nights it’s Hermione’s turn to wear the locket, she goes to bed early.

Mother Knows Best by @caitiewantstobeavadakedavrad [E, Druella/Narcissa]

No one will ever pleasure Narcissa as well as her mother

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🏖 For @fantasyborn 🏖

adventures in anachronistic muggle technology by nocturn [T, Fleur/Tonks]

Arthur created a group chat Arthur added Molly, Bill, Charlie, Kingsley, Remus, Sirius, Hestia, and Emmeline Arthur named the chat Operation Order Stakeout Setup

I've Just Seen a Face by @hermioneclone [T, Andromeda/Molly]

Some days, Andromeda can't help but see her daughter 's face looking back at her with Teddy's eyes. It's more than she can bear. She's grateful that she doesn't have to face those days alone anymore.

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🏖 For @hermioneclone 🏖

Rooting For You by @mugsdontlie [T, Hermione/Ginny]

Hermione has never understood others’ passion for ball sports — though watching her fly is different.

In Bloom by @leftsidedown [M, Minerva/Pomona]

Summer break means the departure of students, means a respite from headmistress duties, means a magical garden in full bloom.

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🏖 For @fiestylilmetalbendingqueen 🏖

hard day's work by @siriusly-sapphic [G, Delphi/Tonks]

Delphi has a summer job at Florean Fortescue's, Tonks comes to visit

The Prize by @lumosatnight [G, Fleur/Ginny]

Ginny Weasley, Hogwarts Champion, catches Fleur’s eye.

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🏖 For @padaminpadam 🏖

Not Like Her Sister by @herochicklyrrie007 [E, Druella/Bellatrix]

Druella gets to know her baby daughter

My Whorish Little Creature by @lumosatnight [E, Druella/Eileen]

I cannot cleanse you from my mind.

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🏖 For @hadesvampire 🏖

A Rosier and a Black by @lumosatnight [G, Druella/Minerva]

She looks just like her mother.

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Read all double drabbles in the collection on AO3!

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Helena Bonham Carter

26 May 1966

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Cissy: so you fancy girls?

Bella: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.

Andy: lesbianism 101

Cissy, turning towards Hermione: you as well?

Hermione: I took the required courses.