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BI-HAN FIC IDEA THAT'S BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS

This is literally just brain thoughts with a somewhat cohesive plot of the man I have been thirsting for for days

Absolutely not proofread

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Ummm so reader is in an arranged marriage with our scrumptious, frosty man, Bi-Han (love this trope for his character)

This is like pre-MK1

Reader is in love, but Bi-han is not :(

What does he take her for? Granted

So basically, he gets back from a mission, and he's not in the mood to deal with anyone >:(

Reader tries to aid in helping with his bandages and whatnot bc Bi-Han is injured (bc reader always has 🤪)

But our calloused man gets unnecessarily angry with reader (like super mean, hurt with no comfort type mean)

This makes reader leave him, but they don't know that they're preggers 😳 (like with twins 😳)

It's funny bc I don't want to have kids irl, but it's one of my favorite tropes for male characters

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Yea, so fast forward to like 3 or 4 years

Reader takes twins out to the market in the village they live in

The twins run ahead and bump into dun dun duuuuuunnn Tomas

Reader catches up to them and they're like ??? to Tomas

Reader introduces the twins to Tomas and Tomas is like 😳🥰

Twins go off to play with the other kids, and reader and Tomas are like 🧍, reader explains what happened, and Tomas being the breedable and good boy that he is, is understanding

Then like a few weeks later, the same thing happened with Kuai Liang 👁️👅👁️, 😳🥰, 🧍

I want that man to breed ME

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Reader and twins live kinda in the outskirts of the village and twins are playing outside of the house

Bi-Han is making his rounds in the village, and when he is leaving, he notices the twins

Did I mention that the twins are cryomancers too?

Girl twin is practicing her aim and she has snowball in her hand while boy twin is standing with two sticks raised up making a goal

Bi-Han thinks nothing of it since they're in a village in the mountains (but it's spring time???) he's confused now

But twins go inside since reader called them for dinner (Bi-Han is more confused cuz it sounded like reader's voice, but he shakes it off like the dumbass he is)

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Don't know when this happens, but maybe like a month later??

Bi-Han's thoughts abt the twins are still brewing and he decides to go back to the mountain village at night (like a thief in the night)

Reader is hanging up laundry in front of the house, obscuring Bi-Han's view of them

Until BAM reader comes into sight and Bi-Han is hit with a ton of ice breaks

Bi-Han is left with many thoughts (hurt for him >:) this time)

Reader goes back inside, and Bi-Han goes back to the Lin Kuei

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Later (like another month), Bi-Han returns for his weekly visits (kinda stalkerish???) to see reader who has twins

(Ooh maybe do a part where Bi-Han goes out at night and finds Kuai Liang and Tomas leaving reader's house.... drammmmmaaa)

Anyways, reader was asleep from exhaustion, and the twins are still up and awake just lolly gagging around the house

Girl twin notices Bi-Han outside approaching the house, and she and boy twin are on the move to protecc and possibly attacc and hide like mini assassins

Bi-Han enters the house and he's abt to enter reader's room, and boy twin gets protective (he's the more impulsive/emotional one) and throws a snowball at the back of Bi-Han's head

Bi-Han vs. Little Twins???

Twins yell and stuff waking reader up, and reader comes out of the room and finds Bi-Han, the grandmaster, Lin Kuei assassin getting attacked by two little ice demons

Reader stops the twins and is shocked by Bi-Han's appearance

Bi-Han and reader go outside to talk (angst, hurt, with maybe a sprinkle of comfort for reader, but not for Bi-Han. We will make this man suffer)

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So yea, not really sure where else to go with that, but I needed to get my thoughts out TROLOLOL