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GAWDDAYUM-

To this day,

"if she's your girl then why is her leitmotif part of my theme" "to highlight the tragedy of how she'll never love you back"

is one of the most brutal pieces of play banter that I've read on this website. One of those shitposts that keep coming back to you. Damn.

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boutta help the harvest oh hell yeah

shoutout to everybody who posted today. very good posts. bountiful harvest. we're going to make it

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or PVP boss

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My apparently wild and radical take is that trans women can literally just dress like women without much "accomodation"

"but what about hiding your-" I guarantee you women's clothes already does that, and you need it less than you think

"but what about adding padding to-" there are women's clothes that do that, also you need it less than you think

"but I don't think women's clothes will accommodate my proportions" I'm guessing that they will, and if you've been in HRT for any noticeable amount of time, they will likely fit better than men's clothes

Like I had my whole "femboy guide" pre transition, but that was a different vibe entirely.

If you want my advice on how to dress now, it would literally just be:

Take what you currently wear

Look at the woman's cut version of it

Size it properly

Wear it the correct way (eg, use the waist that women's clothes are made for)

There's a lot of clothes that's made "specifically for" trans women. Aside from very specific things (like tucking) I think most of it is garbage. Not to mention the absolute horrible ways that they're often marketed, rolling in trans women's everyday clothes with crossdressers and fetish gear.

When a trans woman first transitions, I've found that they're immediately BOMBARDED with "fashion advice" that is A, extremely othering and sometimes dysphoria inducing, and B, oftentimes outright garbage and uses old school crossdressing/drag advice that often fails to account for the effects of HRT, or doesn't come off as a more casual look.

I do think there's value in guides that are more in the zone of "hey, you've only been taught about men's fashion and clothes your whole life, here's the basics of women's fashion to catch you up to speed" but I've yet to find one that doesn't devolve into a weird "hide everything about your body, tran" kind of tone.

Quick preemptive Q&A

Are you saying that trans women CAN'T wear men's clothes and/or be butch?

No, I'm saying that women's clothes DOES fit and accommodate trans women's proportions, but most people refuse to believe that.

So you're a gender conformist then? Just molded to the binary system of fashion?

The last thing society wants a trans woman to be, is a woman. The most radical thing you can be is yourself, and sometimes yourself is a woman.

But what if I don't want to dress in women's clothes?!?

Good for you, then don't

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reminder to check out https://memories.undertale.com/ and write down your memory! we don't know if there's actually a strict time limit, but toby fox said to do it within 24 hours, so theres about 5 hours left to do it within the recommended time frame!

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im not ace or aro, but this is still an important message

It is kinda fucked how being ace or aro pretty much automatically means you’re isolated, even from your queer peers.

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holy shit i could feel THE TENSION form reading this and its only tips wth

On writing sexual tension

⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??

⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.

⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”

⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.

⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??

⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken

⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)

⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.

⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.

⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips

⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.

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have you found any brian yet?

daily reminder to drink some wa-

hold on.

Post canceled.

is it anyone on tumblr named Brian?

is there anyone logged in right now who has the name Brian

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hell yeah

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man i sure do have many vampire related thoughts

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imagine if you will: a house inside a bigger house. a vampire is at the entrance of the bigger house

if the vampire is granted permission to enter the smaller house, how is he supposed to get in??

also, follow up question: if the vampire is granted permission to enter the bigger house instead, does that mean he has permission to enter the smaller house or not?

taking into account the answers of the previous questions: can a vampire enter your room if hes granted permission to enter your house? what if you give him permission to enter your room? can he therefore enter the house itself?

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i just played the entirety of deltarune chapters 1 and 2 for the sole reason of making an extra save file right before the jevil and spamton fights so i can fight them again and again over and over and theres is no end to their delusions of freedom because i will be back forever to defeat them once again and dangle the keys of free will and heaven in front of their eyes whenever my [[HeartShapedObject]] desires

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we need a gacha game about hatching caterpillars

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

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i legitimately do this every time i draw spamton to the point where i did it for this comic

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umausume fan

my maid has developed a fascination with gold ship the real life race horse. it just looks up highlights and retirement videos and fancams it loves this fucking horse. last night before I put it to bed it begged me to get to watch a gold ship race

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propaganda type post fr

nothing is good anymore, thanks to the enemy

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when im in a spreading misinformation competition and my opponent is a half truth which reaffirms existing notions