whosyourdatiiiii - Tumblr blog

[whosyourdatiiiii]

[whosyourdatiiiii]

[whosyourdatiiiii]

[whosyourdatiiiii]

My mom will periodically send me these ridiculous snaps of my dog during the school day😂 Thanks mom😂

[whosyourdatiiiii]

This is what I’m buying all my friends for Christmas

[whosyourdatiiiii]

Friends References

My little sister asked me if I could help her with her homework today (she's in sixth grade)... Her: "We have to write a journal about what we would change our names to, if we could change our names to anything in the world, and why. What's a good name that I should use?" Me: "OOH!!! PRINCESS CONSUELA BANANA-HAMMOCK!!!" Her: *stares at me with the most done look on her face* "I don't want your help anymore"

[whosyourdatiiiii]

You’d all love to know the story behind this wouldn’t you

[whosyourdatiiiii]

[whosyourdatiiiii]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[whosyourdatiiiii]

[whosyourdatiiiii]

So today in Spanish class, this dude starts hitting on me: Dude: I like your boots Me: They're not my boots, they're my cats! (It's from a cat food commercial) Dude: ... Me: HAHAHAHAAAHAAA!!! Dude: heh heh..... Long story short, I am still single.

[whosyourdatiiiii]

"Oh holy night! The something something something. It is the night with Christmas trees and pie."

[whosyourdatiiiii]

Why do we call it a pair of underwear if it's just one?