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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
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turning the knife inside yourself tonight queen?
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"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't
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writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.
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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you


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These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3
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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome
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"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show
Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood
House: sounds like you need to lose weight
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Downton Abbey really is the best show. You can watch it alone. You ca watch it with your friends. You can watch it with your grandma. It’s sweet. It’s funny. It’s dramatic. You can watch it seriously. You can watch it snarkily. You can watch it and learn about how a great Edwardian house was run. There are great characters. There are characters that we all love to hate. There are pretty dresses
It is just the best show
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my favorite grandpaism of all time is when he said "every time i learn a new person's name i forget the name of a fish." that shit has stuck with me for years. what did he mean by that
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the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.
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blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night
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