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there's something so relatably tragic about kaiju. imagine you're big, so big that you become a danger to people just by existing. it's not your fault you're this big, and maybe even it's humans' fault you're this big. maybe you're even in pain.

you have special abilities that no one else has, but they only ever seem to destroy things and hurt people. and maybe you want to hurt people. maybe people hurt you, and you're lashing out against them. but then again, maybe you don't want to hurt them. maybe you just want to live. maybe you even want to be the hero. but even when you get your chance to be the hero, the people you save still try to hurt you.

no matter what you do, you're still big. too big for people. and you scare people. you scare people, so they hurt you. but it's not your fault you're so big. and you can't seem to escape them, the people. they're everywhere, and in more places every day. all the humans that are so very small but hurt you all the same. usually not enough to kill you or even seriously injure you, but enough that you feel it. and they won't stop at anything until you're dead.

and you're the only one quite like you. maybe the first of your kind, maybe the last. and it's amazing, but so very lonely. you might find others as big as you, but they never seem to be the same as you. and usually you just fight them, because you're both too big and this world is too small. you might make some friends, but even still, they'll never fully understand what it's like to be you. but then again, maybe it's enough that they understand what it's like to be too big.

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natsu kawasaki are you in love with meteor because this is one of the cutest meatie drawings ever made

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what i say when i'm trying to get people to play ffxiv: there's such an incredible amount of content that there's something for everyone. you get an intricate jrpg plot with fantastic characters and worldbuilding that also makes YOUR character feel like an actual person somehow despite the limitations that come with customisable pcs. there's 21 different combat classes which you can all do on one character so there's always something new to learn and improve upon, but if you want to specialise that's totally cool too! there's raiding obviously but if you're not into that there's all sorts of side things like crafting, fishing (yes this is its own category), housing, island sanctuary, pvp, and so much more i can't even list. the music goes so hard. people are generally super friendly to newcomers and yes it's a meme but there's a super generous trial up to level 70 with no restrictions on playti—

what i should say when i'm trying to get people to play ffxiv: look at this

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edit: source (sorry, it was posted to discord without the link so i thought it was their cap)

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dawnsiblings

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Yuweyawata Field Station

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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HA HA HA

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gay people who will not flirt normally they HAVE to kill eachother

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"It's so fucked up women have to do sex work to survive" so trueee it's so fucked up we live in a capitalist society where you need to do work you don't want to do just to be alive. I'm so glad we're talking about ALL the jobs that are forced onto people, especially women, that are full of harassment. Thank God we're not just focusing on jobs that are already heavily stigmatized and shaming women for doing what's necessary to survive, even though every single person has to do that but for some reason it's immoral when it's a stripper instead of a fast food employee

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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FFXIV HEADCANONS - The Scions with a Tank! WoL Partner

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Thancred: - Tank-on-Tank violence is so erotic - Sparring as flirting - You're both desperately trying to be the protector in this relationship. - It's giving "We're both tops until someone gives in". - and I'm sorry, but you're both the least emotionally intelligent people in the room. Estinien: - Tanks + Melee DPS be working together high-key - Sparring as flirting but to the death - He might be a weapon of mass destruction, but he concedes to your ability to "take a hit". - You get to distract the enemy while he invokes Nidhogg and kills these bitches. - ...the (lack of) emotional intelligence. Again. - Can anyone here read the room?! G'raha: - Again with the Tank-on-Tank violence. - It's canon that G'raha Adjusts his combat type to a "certain someone" so he's on magic this time around. - Tank/Healer trope, ya know? - Or he's your turret (Black Mage rep) - But at least he's more emotionally intelligent than our last two picks. Urianger: - OK full Tank/Healer - "An axe isn't fit for a scholar" or whatever he told Moenbryda (smh), but it IS fit for a Warrior of Light. - He didn't have much respect for melee, militant types... until he met you and watched you literally kill gods. - This man is altering fate & relying on your martial prowess to save it (even if he's also deceiving you); he trusts in your strength.

Y'shtola: - Back to the Black Mage rep, you know her spells are insanely powerful. - You're her protector while she casts her advanced battle spells. - You're always pointing enemies away from the party. You didn't realize that was a thing until Y'shtola went blind & now know how important it is (it's OK we all had our ARR sprout phase). Tataru: - Three (four?) words: Custom-Made Chain Mail! - She can't fight... you know where this is going. - Might I remind you of her trial in Ishgaurd. - You're a bodyguard now. You also get to carry large boxes! Krile: - She's taking full advantage of distracted enemies. - How long does it take to paint a spell? - You can take charge: but she's the one doing the killing. - Lalafell women are always 100x more dangerous than they look. Alisaie (Platonically Only!): - At least you never have to worry about limit breaks. - Damn this teenage elf girl holds more violent energy than an entire Marauder's Guild. - You're waiting for that adorable rose-petal spell, and you are totally not buying her time. Alphinaud (Platonically Only!): - While he looks up to your strength in adoration, he almost feels less useful. - He tends to doubt his own strengths while in awe of your more conventional ones. - You have to remind him of his talents quite often.

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getting into the dawntrail mood 😎👍

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Wolstinien Week 2025 Day 4: Touch

Despite everything, they're still human.

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girl on girl violence (sexual)