the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people
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"Don't be a Job Hopper"
1940s Disney WWII propaganda poster
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laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet
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Remember?
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I decided that I REALLY wanted to draw up a bunch of Santas this year, but with December looming I didn’t feel like I had time to do the research necessary to undertake the project the way that I’d like. Lucky for me, I’m pals with renowned Christmas expert Benito Cereno, who, like me, lives in ol’ Kentucky. I told him what I wanted to do, and he gave me a list of Santa variants and reference imagery to get me started, and answered all of my questions as I set to work putting my own spin on them. He was also kind enough to write the copy on the bordered stands.
I made these as a simple, decorative papercraft set. You can see the standing figures and the gift band in which they come here, where, coincidentally, you can also buy them. The original color art for these is available as well.
We’re in full Christmas swing here at the Schweizer house, with garland and lights and nog and the whole to-do, and working on these while we watched this or that adaptation of A Christmas Carol certainly put me in the Christmas spirit; I hope that reading them teaches you a little something (it did me!), and helps you get into it, too.
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u know ur fucked when u skip every song
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abandoned space elevator
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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
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Fire Starter for @magspy 🔥
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whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you
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Spongebob, stop playin' with me pussy lips or yer fired! Agagagagagagaga
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Ed Binkley
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