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When people are like I’m the female Anthony bourdain and I’m like respectfully you could never
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Saw TMBG last night for my birthday and y'all..........this set Fuckt
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I've been holding onto this gift I got at the Hill Cumorah gym like three years ago and I just got this postcard from some rando I added from Reddit.......... it's kismet
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the day before my wedding and i'm coughing up green phlegm and googling "how to tell if you have pleurisy" so ........... that's fun
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a cool thing about owning a house is that you can wake up one morning and be like "it's a nice day today i'm gonna paint my front door pink" and then just..... do it
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Did… did I just stumble across a post Juice made in alt.music.tmbg?
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turns out my tmbw password is saved in my chrome history! look at this baby profile
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i can't believe i get my hair cut at a place that also offers tarot readings and energy healing. ugh i'm like some crunchy dink white woman who's almost 30 or something
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no piece of art or literature has ever understood me quite like this onion article
#me at work yesterday#niche posting but I'm gonna find whoever designed the cobas 6000 and beat with parts i rip off their stupid shitty analyzers#the other week we found a large metal piece in the conveyer belt of our pre-analytic specimen sorter#and the field service engineer came out and was like 'idk what that is it's not part of the analyzer'#like???????? where tf did it come from bro#and yesterday i was troubleshooting all day by a problem caused by our shitty deionized water suppliers#who vacuum locked the cobas incubation water bath#but also why the fuck is there a bucket of water in the middle of this analyzer???
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have my first wedding dress fitting today and therapy tomorrow and i couldn't tell you which i'm dreading more
#I'm already Sad and tonight is gonna be a mess of like#feeling bad bc I'll be alone bc Kelsey's at work and i dont have friends other than work friends#they're like 'please limit your party to 5-6!'#im not close to my older sister and my mom's dead#its my grandma's dress and she's doing...okay but definitely declining#so I'm just gonna be some hairy lesbian with acne by herself in this bridal shop for like.......... conventionally attractive Girly Girls#plus ive put on weight recently and i'm still Adjusting to not being a skinny 22yrold anymore lmao#and trying on/seeing myself in dress clothing has always been an awful trigger for me#like looking at myself in anything other than a tshirt and jeans just makes my skin crawl i look so ugly#i also don't know like.......... anything about weddings or wedding dresses or tailors#and i don't have anyone to ask#except reddit lmao#anyway IDK i guess the therapy will be much needed after this LMAO
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