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Stan: You all are not.

Beverly: Y'all ain't.

Richie: YAINT.

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This video is incredibly slept on and everyone needs to see it.

Comedy at its finest folks.

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GUYS the 80s are back!!!!

Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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THANK YOU.

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me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

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i love the hopper-byers

jim

joyce

jonathan

jane

and last but not least

j’will

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i sat down and made this image 6 months ago and i have no memory of why. every time i scroll past it in my gallery it’s a little bit more haunting each time.. i can’t bring myself to ever delete it

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if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

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all i really do on here is change my profile a lot

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im so lame lol

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i never get on tumblr ever

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If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

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“Hi, my name’s Wyatt, I’m 14, and I learnt how to read, first of all.”

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do we need any more proof that bill hader is actually richie tozier???