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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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Gimme dat parasite — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2za4i0d

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2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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Let's also be rational here

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

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“Time whether wasted or well spent is still time”

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We have been damned, we have survived We came back to homes we don’t recognize

And the world works in ways that I never Have claimed to know We got out in front of the weather but it followed The view from here isn’t better but it’s all we know It’s all we know

Rise Against

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“Don’t wait for a miracle, the world is passing by The walls that all surround you are only in your mind”

— Rise Against - Miracle

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“Like the angel you are You laugh creating a lightness in my chest Your eyes they penetrate me (Your answer’s always maybe) That’s when I got up and left”

— Like the Angel - Rise Against

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“I feel the ground start to shake, I hear a voice shouting move, But there is no fucking way, I’d leave you, So I’ll just hold you like a hand grenade, You touch me like a razor blade, I wish there was some other way right now, Like a house on fire we’re up in flames, I’d burn here if that’s what it takes, To let you know I won’t let go of you”

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there will be time to crack another smile maybe not today or for a while

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Fun time, being on vacation & getting a text about your parents divorce....

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Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?