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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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Happy pride month everyone!!!

Ib dekudoodlez !

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

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Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

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wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

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Twilight moments with you

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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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my fav watcher Grian hc is that he uses his powers for the most mundane things like finding something/someone

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Summer Gardening With Doc and Ren!

Been working on this one for 2 months now! Happy to finally see it done!

Tags: @imflyingfish @raise-me-up-take-me-up

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Crack theory that was created in the lucky life discord

Keralis is a sacabamabaspis hybrid

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Mars is back at it again

I made a cardboard cutout of Cleo after their stream today :D

This is so normal, I’m so normal about Cleo

It kinda helped my migraine so a win is a win 🥳

When I get more cardboard I will definitely making more of her skins!!

Either that or a massive Cleo >:)