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I am a selfish person. I like Jack Nicholson. I like to create. The End.
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i’m on a journey of self-discovery
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When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
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“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
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when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
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*Chokes on a d
elicious slice of pie*
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grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident
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so far Tumblr is obsessed with:
A genocidal, time-travelling alien
A sociopathic detective
An insane, mass-murdering demigod
A manipulative cannibal
Two monster-hunting serial killers
welcome to tumblr
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when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
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