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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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English has different words for mouse and rat but in Chinese they're both the same creature (laoshu) so I asked my mom well how do you differentiate between mice and rats. She, clearly having never felt the need to do so, was like uhh big laoshu and little laoshu I guess. Then I went online to see how the difference between (the English words) "mouse" and "rat" was being explained to CN->EN learners and there are numerous articles delving deep into the analysis. Bigger vs smaller, indoors vs outdoors, cute and favorable connotations vs evil and ugly, tail length, fear factor, emphasis on the fact that you cannot call it a "computer rat." Much thought is being expended on this little mystery of the English language

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cross stitching is great if you wanna pretend to be a human dot matrix printer

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Mine Good Son Who Deserves All Please Congratulates Him On His Law Degree He Received

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let’s be spherical with mama

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could a vampire survive off the wine part of a transubstantiated host if it didn't kill them on contact?

If we can assume a vampire to be successfully Roman Catholic, it would depend on if the need to feast on blood is literal or metaphorical/metaphysical. If the blood is a representation of some greater context, yes, because God shall provide. If it is a dietary restriction, no, because transubstantiation is only literally the blood of Jesus due to the presence of the Holy Spirit within the host, and a vampire's digestive tract struggles to metabolize dogma.

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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Andrew Cairney from Glasglow, Scotland loading all nine of The Ardblair Stones

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i love you black trans people. i love you asian trans people from all over asia (not just east asia). i love you hispanic trans people. i love you indigenous trans people. i love you poc trans people. you're doing great, i promise you, and i'm so fucking sorry the community erases you as much as it does.

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it's always quite telling when people's problem with trans women making egg jokes is "it's fuckign weird & creepy" because it highlights what they think "suggesting somebody could be trans" is: weird and creepy. like, they literally can't define it any further beyond that because there is no further to define it: it is a deeply conservative gut response. if you think it is "weird" or "creepy" for somebody to suggest or yes even joke that a cis person is trans, then i don't know how to tell you this: you think being trans is weird and creepy. you think transition is weird and creepy. and you can jerk yourself off about how you support everybody's right to do whatever they want, but that objectively does not make up for the fact that you are saying "transness should be marginalised, it is abnormal to talk about transness, transness is a dirty, perverted, shameful part of society that must be spoken about in hushed whisper if at all"

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headline from the nature briefing today / Map of the World, seperis

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