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for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in my maths class and i was struggling with a maths problem because i had been sick earlier that week and he told me if i paid attention or even showed up to class that i would understand it anyway i wore 5 inch sparkly heels and the only thing he said to me was ‘this is because of grade 9 right?’ and i said that it was and i am glad he knew exactly where he went wrong

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huilfbsdihfkjG THEY DISCOVERED AMELIA EARHART’S BONES ON INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY WHAT THE THIS IS A PERFECT COINCIDENCE 

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70 favorite moments of GoT season 7: [46/70] 

That’s not you.

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Harrison Ford talking about Carrie Fisher at Mark Hamill’s Walk of Fame Ceremony

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disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

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My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row

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Not to be cheesy but in 2018 the concept of ‘cheesy’ is gone, we’re throwing it out…….. love what u love and wax poetic about it twenty four sev and keep ur heart glowing,, no more worrying about your happiness being ‘over the top’ ! Pursue goofy shit! Love urself!

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“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

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(you can watch it on thursdays at 8:30/7:30c on nbc or on the nbc website, and it’s available on netflix in some countries. update: i’ve been informed that it’s also on hulu)

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my child co-founded an informal harry potter club at school last week. this week, all clubs were officially disbanded by the teacher. in an ironic twist, my child (who hasn’t read ootp yet) said today, ‘but that doesn’t mean a group of friends can’t get together and talk about harry potter. we just can’t say that we’re a club’

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Jonerys Week 2018: Day 5 (Angst)

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i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire