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whymakedecisions · 17 hours ago
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It's entertaining for the audience of course, but the constant references to 20th century Earth on Star Trek are a bit funny seen from the outside. Many of the crew members were not even born on Earth, which is only one tiny planet among many. The 20th century is so far away culturally and technologically. Imagine if today the ISS were manned with people who are just obsessed with 17th century Liechtenstein. They listen to Baroque music every day, don period garb for some make believe play every chance they get and explain everything with references to the 30 year war, the Little Ice Age and the witch burnings.
*The Romulans annex a star system in the Neutral Zone* Picard: *in a jovial tone* It looks like we have found our own Prince Johann Adam Andreas, haven't we, Number One? Riker: Aye Sir. But this time Schellenberg will fight back. *The entire crew understands the reference*
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whymakedecisions · 7 days ago
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writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier
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whymakedecisions · 8 days ago
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sometimes i feel ive got to
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whymakedecisions · 8 days ago
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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf
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whymakedecisions · 9 days ago
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even our ancestors sang Popipo
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whymakedecisions · 9 days ago
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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.
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whymakedecisions · 9 days ago
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whymakedecisions · 9 days ago
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rissa offered me $3 to make this meme
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whymakedecisions · 10 days ago
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The Lord giveth, The Lord taketh away, The Lord returneth unto thee as paid DLC
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whymakedecisions · 11 days ago
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@quiddie
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whymakedecisions · 12 days ago
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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
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whymakedecisions · 12 days ago
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whymakedecisions · 13 days ago
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you bottle Miette??
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whymakedecisions · 13 days ago
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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.
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whymakedecisions · 15 days ago
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Sauron disguised as Annatar is just evil Hannah Montana, in this essay I will…
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whymakedecisions · 16 days ago
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Honestly part of the problem with this obsession with only consuming unproblematic fiction is that people are less likely to acknowledge when something is harmful. If you so much as say hey this one joke in this one episode was offensive fans will write you an essay on why it wasn’t. Because they’ve created a world view where this is basically accusing them of being a bad person who has committed an unforgivable sin.
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whymakedecisions · 16 days ago
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me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider
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