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Capys in love💕

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this isn’t the first time the DHS has tweeted literal nazi propaganda but uuuhhhh I feel like things are going to get Very Bad unless we do something. about the nazis. who are running the US government

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see him schmoove

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I should start making call-out posts about myself. I'd get a bunch of people who hatefollow me AND people who defend me from my accusations.

It's the perfect crime

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she was always denied she was always denying. they said to understand you must search for less. she only knew searching and hunger. she only knew hunger. she said to herself that two things could be true that two things could be true. she said that there was a sky who was everything at once. she thought the sky was blue and grey. only her legs grew longer and she got close enough to see it was only grey. but grey was silver. two things were true. none of it was truth. she was still denying. she took a piece of grey sky and believed it silver. she took grey to her friends and called it silver. they said it was nice. they called it silver. she forged a knife from grey and called it silver. she wanted to slice her bread with silver. she cut the table with the grey dagger. she ran. she hated grey. she didn’t care for truth. she wanted silver. back home, they slice their steak with silver and the sky is blue. but her hands are grey. her hands are the color of the sky.

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The Fesh Pince of Blair (KroboProductions)

Did he not feel pai-i-i-i-in when he was hur-r-r-r-t? I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, did he not shit? Did he not drerdg? He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles. And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man’s dick.

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customer service is cooking my brain, man

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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ummm found it like this

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Ok Corcorans with the ripple sole go fucking insane.

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that's a great question

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Emergency Pro-Suicide Message From Steve Harvey

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