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For the past few weeks, the talk of the raid has been how a guy took a full stack of the good feasts, then tried to say he didn't do it and it was an accident.

GIRL. We can see the logs, lmao.

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We finally finished AotC, which is good. I even got to heal for the first time on a progression kill this tier, which is both fun, and a bit of a bummer because someone was sat out because they couldn't survive the fight. I also might have threatened to key someone's car when they said they would swap to a healer.

We have like 7+ people for the 3-4 healing slots in our group, it's the wildest shit.

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I lost everything on my desktop after an easy hardware update went awry, and I can't decide what is worse. Losing like 15 years of WoW screenshots, or having to fiddle with healbot and elvui for ten hours to get them how I like them.

Not to mention all my TRP profiles...

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We downed Heroic One Armed Bandit last night, it's probably my favorite fight. Very chaotic. And my only strategy for coin-bomb is pop my ascendance and pray I don't get picked, lmao.

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(I haven't had much fun or exciting happen in raid lately. My bones have unbroken, but I have had to dip early the past few times cause they still hurt. The raid is great though.)

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Shout out to Raid General chat for letting me know the breaking news of George Foreman's death. Your grills made some damn fine grilled cheese.

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Girlies! We are in our 30s and 40s! Please don't flounce from the whole ass guild over silly high school nonsense and bring it in to the discord call while we are raiding! This is madness! I do not need to know these things about your interpersonal lives which are very rich and none of my business!!!

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Don't ever let anyone ever tell you BM hunter is hard, because this random person you see on tumblr had a 70 parse on queen playing with one arm and no way to use half her shit.

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I broke my arm so my M+ season is over. Please pour one out for me. Not quite 2300.

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I am being VERY NORMAL about the Housing announcements for World of Warcraft. Thank you for asking.

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4 seconds over a City of Threads +10. RIP my hopes and dreams. One less oopsie and we woulda had it. u_u

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We finished Queen as a guild group last week! Unfortunately we had to slim down to 10. We have also somehow stumbled on to having FIVE healer mains which has been a lil rough. I'm just ele shaman the rest of this tier I guess.

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I DPS'd a 10 and we only went 5 minutes over, please clap.

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Lately I try to queue in to healer satchels if they are up, but both times I've done heroic dungeons, the tank unga bunga pulled three + packs of annoying things with stuns/knockbacks/ect. Things would go nice and smooth if we just pulled normally and I could DPS and throw a single riptide per pull instead of me having to run and hope I don't get stunned every two seconds while popping every CD I have. :(

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(I had to pug AOTC but it was not bad at all)

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Yesterday, our guildie tank had to leave for an emergency while we were getting ready to run a +6 Mists, so we just waited for a pug tank and someone grabbed the first poor sap who signed up. It was our fault, we never should have accepted him.

He was a deathknight who went in to purgatory on the first trash pack. Our paladin and I were pulling aggro without any cooldowns or procs. I was using my earth elemental on cooldown so I could actually dps.

We made a joke about our monk healer being new to healing (with 625 overall ilvl) and the tank seemed to believe that he was why we were unable to complete this level key.

The tank missed patty cake twice.

(The key was bricked)

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Raid day at the end of the night: Bah humbug, I'm so annoyed at everything I'm gonna just pug stuff >:(

Monday evening when my vault is empty and the guildies wanna do a few keys: :3 Yes I have Mists let's go!