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the canon LGBT+ character of the day is

chloe turner from the bright sessions, who is asexual !

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Trial and Error

Anyone looking to date or meet people in the ace community, there’s a Facebook group called Asexual Singles. You have to be single to join but there’s over 3000+ members.

A girl from said group found an ace on Tinder and I’ve met two demisexuals through OKCupid. I actually began talking to an asexual man through omegle.com of all places and two years later, we’re still very close friends despite never having met person.

Said friend told me about a dating app (super beta) for Android users called ACEapp.

I know dating is complicated and even moreso for those in the community since not everyone is out and we make up an extremely small amount of the population. Just like dating in general, it’s all about trial and error.

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Things I want in "The Ship of the Dead"

♡ More about Magnus homeless life ♡ More about Alex life ♡ More floor 19 interactions ♡ HALFBORN AND ALEX FRIENDSHIP ♡ MAGNUS AND JACK FRIENDSHIP ♡ Thor and his goats!!! I love Thor and his savage gooffy innocence and I love Otis and Marvin!!! ♡ Serious gods like Frey and Vidar ♡ More Jack doing that thing he does when he summarize the whole situation like “Hey, guys! Ooh, a tomb imbued with evil magic? Cool!”. Idk why, but I always laugh so hard when he does that ♡ I’m tired of magical teens saving the world in regular clothes. I want them in fucking viking armors!!! ♡ MAGNUS CRYING OVER LITTLE THINGS ♡ MAGNUS HUGGING PEOPLE ♡ MAGNUS MISSING HIS MOM ♡ MAGNUS ♡ Sam and Annabeth being friends ♡ Hearth RULING rune magic. I want a scene where Hearth is being so fucking badass that his eyes glows and he levitates in the air with a shinning aura that emanates runes around him while he rewrite the foundations of the Earth with the language of the universe ♡ And Blitz looking at him like "holy shit I’m dating a god” ♡ I want Blitz being fucking badass and punching monsters in the face with magical and stylish gauntlets ♡ And Hearth blushing thinking about how handsome his boyfriend looks punching things ♡ FIERROCHASE MOMENTS ♡ BLITZSTONE MOMENTS ♡ SAMIR MOMENTS ♡ LOKI! I want Loki being evil and charming and bi! I want Loki tormenting everyone. I want this book to be all about Loki. I want they fighting against Loki, talking to Loki, breathing Loki and the ship is Loki and it rains Loki and EVERYTHING LOKI!!!! ♡ Gimme Jack being damaged and Magnus trying to fix him with his healing powers ♡ SACRIFICES ♡ AND GIMME A 10 PAGES DESCRIPTION OF HEARTH AND BLITZ WEDDING OR GIMME DEATH ♡ I just want a good end

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Sad Magnus Chase headcanons bc I'm feeling sad today

💔 Magnus crying alone after his mom dies and having nowhere to go. He flinched in a corner on the sidewalk and cried himself till sleep 💔 He spent 3 days without eating until he started to turn the trash cans 💔 In his first winter as homeless, it was so cold on some nights that he cried wrapped in his thin blanket 💔 It was common for him to spend a few days without getting any change or food 💔 Young Hearth starving himself till the limit because food cost golden coins 💔 Young Hearth not quite understanding what his parents said after his brother’s death because they refused to sign and he was crying too much to read lips 💔 Hearth not caring about if he would live or die while he fells in Nidavellir 💔 Blitz going back to home alone after find out that his father was dead 💔 Blitz having no one to talk. Sometimes, he spent days without say a single word and leave home 💔 Blitz trying to produce something “real dwarves” do but crying in frustation 💔 Alex feeling totally confused because she doesnt feel like a “regular boy” 💔 Alex dressing up like she wants and her mortal father and step mother just saying that she wants “embarrass them even more” 💔 They keeping Alex out of view when received visits because how would they even explain what is Alex 💔 Alex preferring live on the streets that live with her “family” 💔 Sam crying on her room because the kids were being mean about her being muslim 💔 Sam trying to not care about the looks people give to her and her grandparents on the streets 💔 Sometimes, Magnus can’t eat or drink. He’s in the middle of the feast when he suddenly thinks about all the people that don’t have nothing to eat, like him when he was homeless. Sometimes, he lost the appetite for days. On these days, Alex enter in his room and put his head on her lap and he cries while she tries to calm him “I know, Maggie, I know” 💔 homeless Hearth giving the food he finds to Magnus and Blitz because he’s more used to stay hungry 💔 Sam waking up screaming from a nightmare about Loki controlling her 💔 Sometimes, Blitz calls by Hearth, forgeting he cant listen. When he doesn’t anwser, Blitz just panics. So Hearth just finds him crying “I-I thought you left me… I don’t want… to be alone…I’m so so patetic” 💔 The whole squad having existential crisis bc the world will end anyway

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Headcanon time

I’ve got some headcanons about friendship between the Mango Cheese and the Peter Johnson gangs This post will be long (?) so let’s start! - Magnus, Alex, Sam and TJ sometimes go to CHB (bc they are demigods and they can) - Magnus helps in the infirmary - Actually the first time Will saw him thought that he was one of his brothers and basically ordered him to heal some injured demigod - But Will help him to deal with Alex bc he knows everything about sassy and sad boy(girl)friends -Mr D actually calls him Mango Cheese - Alex being friend with Nico - You know, the sassy-and-sad thing - But also they like training together - Alex shapeshifting-and-garrote and Nico underworld-stuff-and-sword - They also like to creep the shit out of annoying people (bc they are little shits) - And they are Nerds™ - Nico has been calling Alex Ant-man or Wasp since the time she became a bug during a fight (Wasp when she’s a girl, Ant-man when he’s a boy) - Yes I’ve got a lot of feels for them - Samirah and Annabeth usually talks about how silly are their friends (especially Magnus) -Sam studying for her fly exams with Athena children bc they are smart and quiet -Jason found out that she can fly like him -He challenged her -Sam won (and Percy will never let Jason forget it) - TJ , as a son of Tyr, the god of courage, likes stories about bravery and battles - He and Ares kids always talk during meals - I think he’s friend with Leo. - IDK why but I like him being friend with Hephaestus house - Jack flirts shamelessly with Riptide - Percy really doesn’t like this - Neither Riptide does - Jack and Leo are the Meme Lords™ - Sometimes they meet outside CHB and there are also Blitz and Hearth - Aphrodite kids LOVE Blitzen style -Blitz teaches Hephaestus and Aphrodite houses how to make protective and stylish clothes - Lou Ellen knows ALS - She “talks” a lot about magic with Hearth -Hearth thinks she’s really funny - Hearthstone teaches Travis and Connor Stoll ALS swear words Feel free to add yours!

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Remember in the Son of Batman comics when Damian lost a baby tooth during a fight with Maya? Well, since it’s canon that he’s still losing baby teeth, imagine the batbros helping Damian out with a loose tooth: 

Dick would be practically squealing with joy at how cute it is that his baby brother has a loose tooth, and he would try a bunch of complicated and creative strategies to get it out. Like eating ten apples in a row, attaching the end of a string to the batmobile, and shooting it with a nerf gun, none of which worked.  

Tim, after laughing for an hour at the fact that the demon spawn still has baby teeth, goes with the classic doorknob trick. Unfortunately, this kid has surprisingly strong teeth, and instead of the tooth coming out, when Tim shut the door it dragged Damian along with it until his face hit the wall. And even then, no success. 

Jason straight up punched him in the face before he even finished the sentence. That did the trick, and Damian wound up with $2000 under his pillow in the morning, courtesy of The Tooth Fairy aka Alfred. 

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Criminal: Who are you?!

Jason: I...am Red Todd

Criminal:

Jason: wait,fuck,I meant Jason Hood

Criminal:

Jason: wait-shit,listen....

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Damian “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me” Wayne

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So through the years it’s become a necessity for the Batfam to get good at distracting large groups of civilians so that other members can sneak off and change or so that no one really notices that ‘hey Red Robin and Spoiler just left and now Tim Drake and that blonde chick are entering the room all disheveled-like’. 

So I headcanon that, even though it’s not anything official, they all have signature ploys that they use whenever there’s a need for them to distract a large group of civilians from whatever nonsense is going on.

Bruce: Bruce usually just becomes ‘Brucie’ and knocks something over/falls off of whatever he’s on/trips/laughs really loudly at ‘a joke he just remembered’.  Legends are still told about the time Bruce Wayne knocked over six (6) priceless vases at a charity auction in the span of twenty minutes.

Dick: Dick usually leaps atop whatever table/furniture is around and loudly announcing his intentions to start a boy-band to honor his heroes Britney Spears/Bruno Mars.  Every time this happens the Internet basically shuts down for a few hours.  Sometimes he signs a song if extra distracting is needed (usually ‘Circus’ or ‘Uptown Funk’) and every time the name of his band is different.  Notable band names include Titans of Pop, Dick’s Dicks, and The Scaly Panties.

Barbara: okay, we all know that Babs is totally an activist for a number of causes.  So she usually either ends up roasting whatever Republican congressmen happens to be nearby (happens mostly at Bruce’s galas) or starting random mobs of protests based on whatever she’s feeling particularly passionate about at the moment. 

Jason: Jason has the advantage of being Legally Dead, so he doesn’t have to worry about ruining his reputation or civilian ID.  Jason also has the advantage of being a Relentless Shit, so usually he either starts spewing the most ridiculous conspiracies about Batman (fun fact- Jason was the one who first spilled the beans that Batman and Bruce Wayne had a torrid ten-year-long love affair) or he lets everyone in on the secret Wayne gossip he just dug up.  Nothing harmful, mostly stuff about Dick getting drunk and marrying a goat, Tim Drake being a cyborg, Damian Wayne actually being six and not ten. 

Duke: Duke really tries his best to be good in his civilian ID.  He’s usually the one pointing out the window and yelling ‘WAS THAT BATMAN?!?!?’ while Bruce and the others sneak off in the other directions.  One time though, there was an emergency and he just couldn’t think of anything to do.  And that’s the story of the time Duke Thomas re-enacted forty-five minutes of the first Lord of the Rings movie (perfectly, as witnesses will attest) to stop Riddler and the Penguin from killing hostages at a Wayne family gala. 

Cass: Cass dances.  Sometimes it’s elegant ballet, and she’ll take different partners in the crowd until everyone is clapping and laughing and hoping that the Princess of Gotham picks them next.  Sometimes it’s hypnotizing break-dancing that usually ends up in a huge crowd with everyone straining to take video.  Several of her impromptu performances have made it online, and she already has curious letters coming from Julliard and the Joffrey Academy of Dance.

Tim: while Tim isn’t quite a meme yet, his ability to do the weirdest shit while sleep-deprived is something that everyone in Gotham is deeply aware of.  There is no predicting what Tim will do if he has to distract people.  Some of his past stunts have included him singing both parts of ‘Fuck You’ from Holy Musical B@man, reciting the entire Gettysburg Address while trying to cram seven strawberries in his mouth, and starting a food fight at one of the Wayne Foundation charity events.

Stephanie: Steph is notorious because she really doesn’t have anything to lose.  She’s done everything from creating mosh pits in Gotham’s main road to encouraging people to pick out ‘souvenirs’ (read: Bruce’s property’)  from the gala.  Her favorite distraction though has been the time where she convinced Harley Quinn and a room of three hundred shocked people that she was Bohemian Rhapsody Wayne, Bruce’s lovechild from Texas. 

Damian: the first time Damian had to distract a large crowd, Jason gave him the helpful advice of ‘Just scream.’  And so Damian did.  He screamed for the entire fifteen minutes it took for the entire assembled Batfam to change into costume and bust in through the windows.  Bruce Wayne later told the press that it was ‘a showcasing of modern art, something Damian greatly enjoys’.  Damian’s real showstopping distractions though are his Animal Ratings.  He finds whatever dog/cat/bird/rat is nearest and loudly starts examining/praising it.  Rumor has it that the Gotham elite now smuggle their dogs into Bruce’s parties in the hopes that Damian will give their pooches an 11/10 (which is a joke because that’s the only rating Dami is capable of giving any animal)

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me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love cremisius aclassi, we know, you love krem so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love kremsicle, we KNOW, you love krem de la creme, you fucking love krempuff ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE KREM BRULEE. WE GET IT. HE’S ACLASSI GUY.  

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the best friend war thats been going on between Call and Tamara is hilarious but this was honestly my first thought from the 1st book

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Callum not noticing that he has fragments of Constantine’s memories in his head which causes him to make mistakes

Call writing the wrong year on school work

Call walking to the wrong room at the magisterium because isn’t this where his room is located?

Call forgetting he hates a certain food because he can remember enjoying the taste of it

Call easily passing a Magisterium test/trial because he swears he’s done the test before

Call buying clothes too big for himself because he thought he was more built than he is

Call forming habits he didn’t used to do

Call accidentally calling a friend Jericho because he’s was reminded of him

Call waking up screaming/crying because he remember Jericho is never coming home

Call accidentally calling himself Constantine

Call having really big identity issues because some days he forgets he’s Callum and forgets which memories are his own

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I think its possible im asexual or some form of it (i don't know much about it trying to learn) i read allot of nsfw writings but in real life i have to interest whatsoever to do anything asexual with anyone i find it really unappealing. Can you help

Haha, I read NSFW stuff all the time, Anon~

It’s kinda like watching a show about a serial killer but not wanting to actually murder someone yourself. 

It doesn’t interest me either. What interests me is how people react to these things. I’m practically reading it going “WHOA THIS IS WHAT IT’S LIKE? THAT’S SO COOL.”

Mostly it’s because I find human nature and behavior fascinating, and I always want to learn more about why people do the things they do. So it’s more like a psychological journey than anything~

Asexuality is lack of attraction to any gender. You can still be turned on. Your parts still work. You just don’t look at a person and go “I wanna bang it like a vending machine with stuck cheetos inside.”

So it’s totally possible. :)

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Hey, I love your art and all that you do, so I wanted to give you a heads up about Ilvermorny in case you're not aware. Unfortunately JK Rowling majorly effed up and Ilvermorney's houses/history are extremely racist/offensive/religiously-culturally appropriative and insensitive to Native American tribes. All of the creatures the houses are based on are actual real life religious symbols, not made up magical creatures. :( please help spread the word -- Jo did not do a good thing here and it sucks

Hey, I’m glad you love my work. I’m notorious for doing my research though, as I did before I made the ilvermorny uniforms, so here are my thoughts on the matter:I know all about the white knighting of the supposed racial appropriation of JK Rowling’s writings about Ilvermorny. I recommend you take a look at this. Also, it’s ‘Native American Cultures’, not ‘tribes’. Which encompasses an entire continent of different types of cultures that we umbrella as “Native American”. Some individuals take offense in the same way that Christians(who believe and still fear witchcraft) or wiccan/celtic/greek/etc etc practicing their religious belief have been offended by the entirety of the Harry Potter universe. She has been ‘appropriating’ magical beliefs from book one.  This said, most Native American people are entirely satisfied with what she has written, has found it validating and encouraging. Unfortunately, the loudest and angriest of any opinion are often the only ones heard.It would be far more offensive to take cultures not native to this land, and invent that those creatures were here all along, and that Native American myths of creatures (example: pukwudgie a little goblin trickster, NOT a deity!) are invalid and not worth mentioning. To quote the link- “Sometimes, when you say “that’s appropriation,” it sounds an awful lot like “please erase them from the story.”She is being inclusive in her re-imagining of World History, and she did it in the most organic way to make sense in the wizarding universe she created. It would be far more offensive to try to claim that native american people were the only ones unable to master magic. I’ve seen some people upset that they weren’t “more skilled” with their magic, since they didn’t invent wands for themselves. But many others are saying “how dare you make them magical at all”. I would much rather they be included, and that they were not given some strange European magic culture rather than adjusting their own culture to be valid “magic” in her magical universe.