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listen man idk what to tell you at this point. I'm outside your rampart and I'm laying seige. ball is in your court dawg. js

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watching Seven Samurai

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dni unless you are a pervert who engages with irredeemable media

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"For good" meaning that you had a reasonable expectation that you wouldn't be moving back in with your parents later. For example:

If you moved to college but still returned to your parents' home in between terms, that would NOT count as "for good."

If you moved out expecting it to be "for good" but later had to move back in due to extenuating circumstances (e.g. you lost your job or your housing), count the FIRST time you originally moved out "for good."

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i'm actually fucking obsessed w this video

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Some fairies have taken residence on your property, and have grown fond of you, as much as those with such alien morals can. And they are not happy when the bank tried to foreclose on you.

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forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me

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September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as we can go both ways.

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Josephine: While you’re at the Winter Palace, you must conduct yourself with consideration and civility. Everyone’s eyes will be on you. They will look and judge every mistake, every flaw, and every misstep. I cannot possibly stress the importance of how normal you must act. 

Inquisitor: Okay.

Inquisitor: 

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let's do the south american version of the countries quiz

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Reblog if this would work on you

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[runs around the car a few times trying different entrances and gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

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hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher