whynotsableye
whynotsableye
Im so tired
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Sable Transfemme I’m 28welcome to the shit show that is my blog my pronouns be She/they/it/xe/whatever as long as it’s not “he”
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whynotsableye · 21 hours ago
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For Pride Month, I would like to throw my very long and pointy green hat in the ring.
[Disclaimer: this is 100% a joke and not a real audition unless you like me, in which case, I am very serious]
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whynotsableye · 21 hours ago
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whynotsableye · 21 hours ago
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so not only is the Stupid Bullshit Console six hundred dollars but it fucking explodes
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whynotsableye · 21 hours ago
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whynotsableye · 21 hours ago
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Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.
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whynotsableye · 21 hours ago
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Too many people will pass around "always trust your gut!" and "your intuition never lies" content when actually your "intuition" isn't immune to either propaganda, bigotry or trauma reactions. Which is important to be aware of actually
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whynotsableye · 2 days ago
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whynotsableye · 4 days ago
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People think being bad at archery looks like a lot of arrows in the ground around the target but really being bad at archery looks like the bruises on my arm made by the string of the long bow I was shooting earlier today because holy FUCK that’s some bruises
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whynotsableye · 4 days ago
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People think being bad at archery looks like a lot of arrows in the ground around the target but really being bad at archery looks like the bruises on my arm made by the string of the long bow I was shooting earlier today because holy FUCK that’s some bruises
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whynotsableye · 5 days ago
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Gotta get to a point where humans can hotswap their genitals.
There’s only one issue with this idea
You’re leaving the house, you pat your pockets you check your purse. You meant to bring your genitals with you. But they’re sitting in your house. You didn’t decide NOT to wear them you just didn’t remember to put them on.
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whynotsableye · 5 days ago
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joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag
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whynotsableye · 5 days ago
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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whynotsableye · 6 days ago
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happy pride
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whynotsableye · 6 days ago
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Spoilers are inevitably going to be coming soon so make sure you have your tags ready for it if you want to avoid them lol
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