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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

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For Pride Month, I would like to throw my very long and pointy green hat in the ring.

[Disclaimer: this is 100% a joke and not a real audition unless you like me, in which case, I am very serious]

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so not only is the Stupid Bullshit Console six hundred dollars but it fucking explodes

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Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.

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Too many people will pass around "always trust your gut!" and "your intuition never lies" content when actually your "intuition" isn't immune to either propaganda, bigotry or trauma reactions. Which is important to be aware of actually

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People think being bad at archery looks like a lot of arrows in the ground around the target but really being bad at archery looks like the bruises on my arm made by the string of the long bow I was shooting earlier today because holy FUCK that’s some bruises

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People think being bad at archery looks like a lot of arrows in the ground around the target but really being bad at archery looks like the bruises on my arm made by the string of the long bow I was shooting earlier today because holy FUCK that’s some bruises

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Gotta get to a point where humans can hotswap their genitals.

There’s only one issue with this idea

You’re leaving the house, you pat your pockets you check your purse. You meant to bring your genitals with you. But they’re sitting in your house. You didn’t decide NOT to wear them you just didn’t remember to put them on.

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joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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