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For Pride Month, I would like to throw my very long and pointy green hat in the ring.
[Disclaimer: this is 100% a joke and not a real audition unless you like me, in which case, I am very serious]
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so not only is the Stupid Bullshit Console six hundred dollars but it fucking explodes
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Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.
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Too many people will pass around "always trust your gut!" and "your intuition never lies" content when actually your "intuition" isn't immune to either propaganda, bigotry or trauma reactions. Which is important to be aware of actually
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People think being bad at archery looks like a lot of arrows in the ground around the target but really being bad at archery looks like the bruises on my arm made by the string of the long bow I was shooting earlier today because holy FUCK that’s some bruises
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People think being bad at archery looks like a lot of arrows in the ground around the target but really being bad at archery looks like the bruises on my arm made by the string of the long bow I was shooting earlier today because holy FUCK that’s some bruises
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Gotta get to a point where humans can hotswap their genitals.
There’s only one issue with this idea
You’re leaving the house, you pat your pockets you check your purse. You meant to bring your genitals with you. But they’re sitting in your house. You didn’t decide NOT to wear them you just didn’t remember to put them on.
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joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag
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#bruh you know you legally don’t own your switch 2?#you know that physical game cards for the switch 2 are literally just access cards that unlock the game for digital download?#you know that every fucking thing wrong with the gaming industry in general is being exacerbated by people buying into Nintendos bullshit
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Spoilers are inevitably going to be coming soon so make sure you have your tags ready for it if you want to avoid them lol
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