whysthistreepurple

[whysthistreepurple]

you are so manly dude

Oh- Thanks man.

[whysthistreepurple]

On a scale of 1 (Completely understandable) to 10 (Utter nonsense), how incomprehensible do you find this sentence:

“That feeling when you’re playing a rhythm game and you suddenly get smacked with the -1 curse”

10/10

[whysthistreepurple]

Hello. I am a version of you from a different universe. All I have to say at this current moment is that you will get used to being purple. I have been purple for a few years at this point, and I had the same first reaction to being purple. After a while however, it stopped mattering to me as much as it previously did. There are more important things to worry about after all.

oh no….

[whysthistreepurple]

hHIIIIIIIIIIIII

@a-silly-bottle

Hi Bottle!

[whysthistreepurple]

I feel like Yellow Face would simultaneously hate and respect you because

Know you’re purple

but you hate being purple

you should ask him if he sells paint that is safe on leaves

hmmmm….

[whysthistreepurple]

“I hate that I can’t threaten people as this character”

GIRL. (Gender neutral)

[whysthistreepurple]

“Hi….” Heck you so dramatic for boy

Ooc: I hate that I can’t threaten people as this character /silly

[whysthistreepurple]

Lollipop tree hi

hi…..

[whysthistreepurple]

I like eating glass even more now

anon that’s not preventing death.

[whysthistreepurple]

Would you kiss yourself

Follow up question how would the color affect it

if I was still green, yes. I’m absolutely repulsive now that I’m purple however.

[whysthistreepurple]

CAREFULLY pours water on you and it's good water. I don't like evil water what the freak.

-cat anon

Aw thank you cat anon!

[whysthistreepurple]

tree I think you multiship yourself bro

maybe I just like having options.

[whysthistreepurple]

I think marker has a crush on you😋

I wish. He’s so cute.

[whysthistreepurple]

I know. That was directed at the anon.

I like eating glass

uhhhh

[whysthistreepurple]

I… I don’t think you should be doing that-

I like eating glass

uhhhh

[whysthistreepurple]

lemon juice sprays uoy.

Stop!!

why are we still doing this?!??

[whysthistreepurple]

*pours water on you but its actually EVIL WATER!!!!!*

Augh!!! How is water evil-