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While I’m happy for you that you lead a healthy lifestyle, that was uncalled for

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Why the fuck do you care?

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WHAT

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What the hell does that even mean???

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That’s a lot of bold assumptions. 

P.S. There was no dog picture 

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Please read your prompts more thoroughly. 

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Very informative. Care to elaborate? 

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I really hope this is like Bloodhound Gang lyrics or something. I’m scared

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That’s quite an age difference.... 

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Once again, don’t reference shows about a stalker who kills his victim. Especially not with that name. 

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I really don’t think this is real.... 

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🥰 why are you such a dick 🥰

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I..... 

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You better ask that fucking skunk for consent first 

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Your just really sweeping me off my feet with you’re grammar and generosity!  

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You sound like a lot of fun, and very easy to compromise with!