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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
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Today’s Best Behaved Frog was NOT Voigt.
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Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
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my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!
me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)
my spotify algorithm:

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when u at the park and the swings are available

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Jameela Jamil Accidentally Used a Vibrator as a Hair Curler
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an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever
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ebay is absolutely littered with chinese fast fashion bots. really ruins the site. rip old ebay
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Me thinking about a joke I told last week
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sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.
naughty cat: purrs loudly
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