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Some more Kieran sillies I did. First comic is the start of his villain arc 🤣

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Sebastian: Why are we on the floor? MC: You tripped down the stairs and blacked out. I laid down so people thought we were just chilling.

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"But Sebastian killed his uncle!"

Womp wompppp.

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Anne was born first. Then came Sebastian and he came feet first, umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. That's why he is Like That.

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Sebastian: You know that feeling when your heart skips a beat? Ominis: That's called arrhythmia. Sebastian: I get that every time I see you- Ominis: *Very concerned expression* You can die from that.

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Sebastian: how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick?

Ominis: *without looking up from his book* One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used for building walls. Repeatedly.

Sebastian: *with stars in his eyes* That is the most beautiful phrase I have ever heard.

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Sebastian: My future partner must be of utmost logical mindset and-

(MC using Revelio every two seconds, and Confrigo on every statue)

Sebastian:

Sebastian: I want that one.

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Ominis: You know, common sense isn't as common as the name implies.

Poppy: How so?

(Ominis gestures to Sebastian doing a stupid thing, and MC agreeing to help.)

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as an asexual i always forget that sex and sexual things in nature are like... thought about everyday on purpose. any sexual thoughts i have are purely intrusive.

basically sex jumpscare

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(MC with a laser pointer)

MC: Hey Ominis check this out.

*Starts zig-zagging the laser behind Sebastian*

Sebastian: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

*wand whooshing, flicking and crashing sounds*

Sebastian: Fuck you red dot

Ominis: Are you using the laser pointer again?

MC: *laughing to herself*

MC: Yee

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Leander: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Garreth: Weight loss? Drink water. Ominis: Clear skin? Drink water. Sebastian: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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HL Incorrect Quote #47

Sebastian: Are you alright, Ominis?

Ominis: I'm dealing with a headache. It keeps coming and going.

Duncan: *walks into the classroom*

Ominis: There it is again.

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Solomon's ghost - You remember back around five years ago, when I first died? Did you notice anything...odd?

Sebastian - We noticed feasting and celebration. MC did the dance of joy for three moons. (shouts to MC in the background) MC! DO THE DANCE OF JOY!

MC - *starts viciously dancing in the background*

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HL Incorrect Quote #94

Ominis: I think you're a bad influence.

Sebastian: What are you talking about? You're completely fine.

Ominis: I'm not talking about ME...

MC in the distance: *casts Confringo and laughs maniacally*

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Ominis: it sounds like we’ve stumbled upon a poacher camp. It is crucial that we-

Mc, perking up: crucio?

Ominis: No, mc, I said crucia-

Mc, drawing wand up: cruciatus?

Ominis: CrucIAL! Decisive! CRITICAL

Mc, very excited: crucio?

Ominis: NO, MC! NOT CRUCIO! NO CRUCIO!

Sebastian: …

Sebastian: avada kedavra?

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Ominis: MC, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the hospital wing.

MC: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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Ominis: So you lied to me?

Sebastian: Well, that depends on how you define "lying"

Ominis: I define it as 'not telling the truth', how do you define it?

Sebastian:

Sebastian: Reclining your body in a horizontal position?