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no spoilers

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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...Is it that time already

Summer is here! Where did the time go, eh? Us Mods are gathering once again as we crawl out from our hibernation. We're wiping the sleep from our eyes, well-rested and ready to plan this year's whumpfest!

Keep an eye out for graphic updates, a refreshed FAQ, and of course, your chance to pick your favorite tropes to be included in this year's list!

We hope your blorbos have had a relaxing summer, because Whumptober is returning soon!

Stay tuned x

- Mods Yenn, Vanne, Kitty and Surro

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Several years ago, on a crowded commuter train in southern england, I was standing in the aisle, being miserable with many other miserable people, and there was an annoying persistent rattling noise. it was loud, inconsistent but constant, and designed to inflict suffering. Eventually I worked out that it was a window, which obviously needed to be open because it was sweltering hot, but which (being a british train not in London) was a piece of shit falling apart.

I took a random scrap of receipt from my pocket, folded it up, and with a serene "pardon me" popped that fucker straight into the part of the window that was rattling. the rattle stopped instantly. silence spread like a balm. the bliss was intense, palpable, intimate. I felt powerful love and affection. sometimes things happen like that.

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At night the beast sleeps

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34 years and counting, happy birthday to blue hedgehogs that run fast!

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blackkittycrew

"what? what is your problem?? always in here showing off your four fangs >:("

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thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃 Happy Summerween! 🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃

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THE THREE HEROES APPEAR AT WORLD’S EDGE

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@candycatstuffs 's DTIYS

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Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

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tbh, I had no idea what I was doing. I just drew my bb in a cool pose and from there I did whatever.

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"