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kids these days being like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. return to tradition: write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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And he is still ugly as fuck

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yeagh man the ocean is amazing

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heard the words "white smoke" and got excited cause i thought we were talking about torkoal but apparently it's just the new pope. LAME

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I love it when Conclave said oh so the church is able to break with tradition when it comes to iphones, vapes, rolling suitcases, and steel-fortified window coverings, but not when it comes to feminism, pluralism, and the nuances of sex and gender. How interesting. Anyway, here is a remarkably sad old man.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

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They picked a guy from Chicago to be the pope

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lolololol jd vance punching the air rn

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i'm the princess diana of this grocery store

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Old compilation of Mikuru from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya tripping and falling in every dub I could find. Highlights are the Italian dub where she honks like a duck and the Russian version where it sounds like they used candid audio of the voice actress dying.