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Volume 1

Wictionary, The White Online Webster Dictionary, Volume 1

Definitions

Apple Music- the greatest music stream service ever

​Person 1: Hey bro, I need to stream some music

Person 2: You can use my Apple music bro. Every song in the world.

Person 1: Is The Blueprint on there bro?

Person 2: Nah bro, this ain't Tidal.

Jordy Nelson- wide receiver for the Green Bay Packers, plays like a big black receiver

Bears Fan- Fucking Jordy Nelson with another touchdown, Jesus Christ

Packers Fan- Jordy is the best receiver in the league.

Bears Fan- Fuck you.

iPhone X- Pointless iPhone 10

Apple Guy 1- You know I gotta get that new iPhone X.

Apple Guy 2- Eh, I think my iPhone 6 is alright.

Apple Guy 1- Chill, I'm on top of that new phone.

Android Guy- I just want a Galaxy when I grow up.

BBW- big beautiful woman, big black woman, big butt woman, big boty woman, black booty woman, big bitch woman

Drake: that's right I like my girls BBW

Me: I eat my BBWs out so they can take me to BWW, Buffalo Wild Wings

Guy: Baby, you a BBW? You gonna get on top?

BBW: Ummmm, how about you get on top?

Guy: Come on big booty.

BBW: Fine, but you better have good dick.

Run It- Chris Brown song; drop your shit and hand it over to the runner; run the track

Guy: Play Run It, DJ!

DJ: What song is that?

Guy: Lemme see if you can run it, run it! The Chris Brown song.

DJ: Nigga that song is old.

Robber: Run it!

Guy: Run what?

Robber: Run your shit! Before I step on your nuts.

Guy: Oh fuck. Here's my wallet.

Coach: Yeah you see this track, you're gonna run it baby.

Guy: Damn the whole track coach?

Coach: Hell yeah if you wanna get on this team.

Guy: Damn coach, can I just buy a spot on the team.

Coach: If you got $500, sure ho.