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[widdle-satan]

lately i’ve been developing a little horror/fantasy rpg concept in my freetime. here are some classes! i would like to know which one you like the most  ( ◞･౪･)

[widdle-satan]

Just smile back at them if your eyes meet. That should go well.

is this what you want

[widdle-satan]

Im done

this is literally how i dance

[widdle-satan]

ok but the peak of all comedy will always be that video of the broken singing trout that makes unholy noises but always goes right back to normal for the cheery chorus

P̙̳͡h͉̕ͅ'̩͎̫̱̮N̡̞͔̫g̮̪ͅL͕ͅu̺ͅI͏͓̰̣͍ ̳̟̭͔̲̝͟ͅm̤̲̟̟̩͢G̟̫̠̣̹͝l̷̻̰̟͈̲͖W̫'͚̖̜͔̝͜n̸̤͖̙A̦̗̤̹͓̜̞f̫͇̰̦͚̲͕́H̸̦ ̘̗̪̗̮̺c͚͔T̶̻̠̣̬̲̯̬h̴͓͉̥͈͈̙̦Ṷ͍͚͓̫̖l̹̦H͖̹͙͚ụ͈̕ ̹͓͇̰͝ͅͅR͔̻'͉̼̳̜͓͍̙l̜̦̭̟Ỳ͔͉͇͍̥ͅe̵̹̻̖̘H̥͠ ͘ẃ̪G̯̭͙̱a̞̪̰̤͇̖͝H̪̜̪͉̥̰ͅ'̩͖͈̣n̡A̱̣g̻̺̞̤L͏ ̪̙̙ͅf̴Ḫ̺̖̫t̜̜̼A͍̼͎͖̟̞̬g̦N͈͎̺̫

♫  ~ Singin’ Do-Wah-Diddy, Diddy-Dum, Diddy-Do ~ ♫ 

[widdle-satan]

is actual satan your father ooooor

Um well no. Im more like a substitute because he got lazy. Im in charge now!

[widdle-satan]

NO DONT DO IT I CANT STAND HIM!

HEY WIFE LETS GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK AGAIN. I WANNA RIDE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER ( Of course koala is getting smashed) -Candy

YES! Lets go!

[widdle-satan]

This time? HONEY! Listen here. Wtf are you gonna do? Sit on me? Lock me in a room with Koala?

HEY WIFE LETS GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK AGAIN. I WANNA RIDE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER ( Of course koala is getting smashed) -Candy

YES! Lets go!

[widdle-satan]

Ok im sowwy.

HEY WIFE LETS GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK AGAIN. I WANNA RIDE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER ( Of course koala is getting smashed) -Candy

YES! Lets go!

[widdle-satan]

I REFUSE U TREE LOOKIN ASS BITCH

HEY WIFE LETS GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK AGAIN. I WANNA RIDE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER ( Of course koala is getting smashed) -Candy

YES! Lets go!

[widdle-satan]

NO I STILL HAVE SLINGSHOT RIDE FLASHBACKS FROM LAST TIME!

HEY WIFE LETS GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK AGAIN. I WANNA RIDE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER ( Of course koala is getting smashed) -Candy

YES! Lets go!

[widdle-satan]

HEY WIFE LETS GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK AGAIN. I WANNA RIDE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER ( Of course koala is getting smashed) -Candy

YES! Lets go!

[widdle-satan]

THANK YOU BAE

Wife! The turtles have turned against me!

THEY WHAT

[widdle-satan]

CANDY HELP I BIT THEM BACK AND ONE PULLED OUT A SHADOW KATANA

Wife! The turtles have turned against me!

THEY WHAT

[widdle-satan]

THEY HAVE TURNED AGAINT ME! ALL 666 OF THEM HAVE STARTED BITING MY ANKLES! IM SPOOKED

Wife! The turtles have turned against me!

THEY WHAT

[widdle-satan]

YOU GO GURL! Thats so cool. But I think I like the parasite moreeeee.

((woohoo i did a powerlist for candy so she doesnt get too op!

Basic nearly effortless powers.

- Nose/eye/mouth bleeds.

She can cause people to get nose/eye/mouth bleeds by nearly a flick of her wrist. This is mostly a intimation thing, as it doesn’t have much use otherwise.

- Moving the blood inside someone.

This  is also easy. Now its hard for her to get exact natural movement down so she mainly makes the person she’s controlling have very jerky movements. She mainly uses this to levitate people off the ground and throw them, sometimes in hard/sharp objects.

-Boosted blood loss

If you are cut open, say with a sword or knife, she can make you bleed a LOT more than you should. Doesn’t work with any wounds she inflicts or any nose/eye/mouth bleeds she causes

Harder shit

- Boiling or freezing blood.

This is a slow process but would obviously be devastating. It does take a lot for her to use this. She gets tired, and its hard to concentrate on it for that long. And since she is concentrating it will leave her guard down. It’s easier to boil to blood than freeze it, and she can easily give you a fever via blood’s temperature.

-Straight up makes the heart stop beating

This one is an instant kill. When using this she will slowly raise her hand, and get ready to snap it, which will stop the heart from beating. She’ll normally do a countdown “ one…. two…. three!” but again, takes concentration. Just do something abrupt and she’ll get distracted and it’ll fail.

im thinking of giving her a weapon, perhaps a spear so she doesnt just rely on her powers. I will say she was inspired by eliza and sehkmet from skull girls. and she was like eliza in the sense that she was completely made of blood with a skeleton being the only non blood part. candy’s skeleton aint a parasite tho. 

i am kinda thinking of just making her made of blood, but her being actually a skeleton is also a weakness- breaking her bones . 

or hell maybe shes just a demon, idk! Im still figuring it out here!!))

[widdle-satan]

True. But he sold himself off to you personally.

I approve of your wife, she's amazing

Good! I wouldnt have married her if she wasnt amazing

that being said… @widdle-satan if i ever divorce you im marrying koala next

[widdle-satan]

He is a beast on the saxophone tho..maybe I’ll own his soul someday...

I approve of your wife, she's amazing

Good! I wouldnt have married her if she wasnt amazing

that being said… @widdle-satan if i ever divorce you im marrying koala next